Detail of wacky foto originally uploaded at educe me.
This pretty much sums up how I feel about Halloween. And all commercial holidays in general.
Anne also has a bunch of hideous Halloween costume photos posted. Wait till you see the “free mammogram” one.
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Archive for October, 2006
Breast Cancer Awareness Month Finally Over: Retailers Descend Into Funk
Published October 31st, 2006 in Crazy sexy cancer and Patriarchy-blaming. 40 CommentsIn these, the final hours of Breast Cancer Awareness Month ‘06, it is the fervent hope of thousands of retailers the world over that everyone out there has finally heard of breast cancer, and, most importantly, is willing to buy stuff to prove it.
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So what charitable […]
Obviously they can’t even walk the walk
Published October 30th, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 49 CommentsExhibit A in the case against moron high heels. From the Walk A Mile In Her Shoes® website
If you’re one of the many fun-loving Americans who are constantly on the lookout for ‘fun’ ways to ‘raise awareness’ about stuff — usually while traversing short distances on foot with a tribe of like-minded revelers wearing identical […]
Click the Jack Lord-lookin’ guy to read my hilarious tragic strip wherein Professor Shrike of the Study Institute sets Ted and Lon straight on internet porn.
A Tale of Two Academics
Blogger David Friedman flits along to a seminar to hear economics professor Todd D Kendall present a paper. The paper is called “Pornography, Rape, and […]
A jolly traipse through the whorehouse of antiquity
Published October 28th, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 25 CommentsAP photo shows modern whorehouse aficionado re-purposing ancient porn for modern applications.
How I admire Redneck Mother. I don’t raise lettuce or kids, and I haven’t raised much hell since I was about 12, but it shows to go you how very little the blogular among us really need to have in common in order to […]
UK retailer to little girls:”Let’s have a lap dance over here, luv!”
Published October 28th, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 53 CommentsFrom the Peekaboo website. The shirt reads “part-time pole dancer.” The rest of the time she’s licking His boots, I suppose.
Five-year-old daughters of fun-lovin’ boob-jobbed sex-positive alcoholic moron Brits can look forward to a boffo sexay surprise under the Christmas tree this year. According to the Daily Mail, Tesco — the UK’s über-Wal-Mart and the […]
foto by Twisty
As opposed to Condoms For Here. Just in case you’re driving down Walnut Hill and are overcome with the urge to boink.
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Public Cans of Austin: Emo’s
Published October 27th, 2006 in Public Cans of Austin, Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 54 CommentsFeast your eyes upon the sink in the can at Emo’s on Red River while you contemplate today’s question.
What is “fun”?
Because of its early associations — many of which were not without their cheap French whiff of the meretricious (it’s not called ‘tomfoolery’ for nothin) — with practical jokes, cons, and hoaxes, Johnson in 1755 […]
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I’m giving up feminism. In its place I propose to espouse a new dialectic of radical taco enlightenment. But first, here’s what I did this weekend: Drag kings!
On Friday I sprinted along to Emo’s, Austin’s premier dudely rock club, to document the open-mic segment of the International Drag King Expo (Stingray reported asinine […]
Sartorial Sundays: the ‘Slut-o-ween’ Report
Published October 22nd, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 226 CommentsBoston’s Heywood Wakefield, MC of International Drag KingCommunity Extravaganza 8’s open-mike at Emo’s last Friday, shown here not wearing a sexay French maid outfit. Photo by Twisty.
I steel myself to open my email inbox — no mean feat, as I have come to despise email even more than I despise written sentences beginning with the […]
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