Are you one of the legion of blamers at whom the famously inept I Blame The Patriarchy spamulators have cried “Dee-nied, sucka!”? Good news. I’ve spent the whole morning handcrafting a new help page which offers advice on how to stave off the neuroses commonly associated with this painful psychical trauma. Just for you.
Oct 15 2006
New Hope For The Enspamulated Commentariat
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9 comments
Mandos
October 15, 2006 at 12:16 pm (UTC -6)
Phil quit? QUIT? How could you?
Twisty
October 15, 2006 at 12:42 pm (UTC -6)
Phil was an unpaid intern, the ungrateful bastard.
thebewilderness
October 15, 2006 at 3:04 pm (UTC -6)
Every day you all give me cause to love the interweb tubes(not on a truck) and to send appreciative thoughts to Al Gore, who never claimed he invented it but did indeed take credit for helping it happen.
Have you considered buying Phil a taco to lure him back to work?
hedonistic
October 15, 2006 at 3:28 pm (UTC -6)
I’m disturbed. That it even needed to be written, I mean.
Amanda Marcotte
October 15, 2006 at 4:19 pm (UTC -6)
I’m torn between making that my official policy and knowing that people will take it personally if I do.
jbeeky
October 15, 2006 at 7:36 pm (UTC -6)
Phil should be thankful he wasn’t a page.
grrr kitty
October 16, 2006 at 8:22 am (UTC -6)
My comments are typically worth the paper on which they’re printed. Yet I’ve never been ensnared by the Enspamulator. Should I be insulted? I do strive for grammatical correctitude, because Twisty’s insistence upon same is part of what lured me here.
Rebecca1
October 17, 2006 at 8:50 am (UTC -6)
OK, let’s try this as a test comment.
I blame the patriarchy for the porn-happy mindset at Boing Boing, which has most recently manifested in a post on the sexiness of a cartoon woman in bondage:
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/13/sexiest_nancy_panel_.html
grrr kitty
October 18, 2006 at 6:39 am (UTC -6)
Recently the firewall at work (whence I blame the patriarchy) has been keeping me out of Boing Boing, which used to be lots of fun. Now I know why. I hate it when the firewall is a good judge of content.