Are you one of the legion of blamers at whom the famously inept I Blame The Patriarchy spamulators have cried “Dee-nied, sucka!”? Good news. I’ve spent the whole morning handcrafting a new help page which offers advice on how to stave off the neuroses commonly associated with this painful psychical trauma. Just for you.
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Phil quit? QUIT? How could you?
Phil was an unpaid intern, the ungrateful bastard.
Every day you all give me cause to love the interweb tubes(not on a truck) and to send appreciative thoughts to Al Gore, who never claimed he invented it but did indeed take credit for helping it happen.
Have you considered buying Phil a taco to lure him back to work?
I’m disturbed. That it even needed to be written, I mean.
I’m torn between making that my official policy and knowing that people will take it personally if I do.
Phil should be thankful he wasn’t a page.
My comments are typically worth the paper on which they’re printed. Yet I’ve never been ensnared by the Enspamulator. Should I be insulted? I do strive for grammatical correctitude, because Twisty’s insistence upon same is part of what lured me here.
OK, let’s try this as a test comment.
I blame the patriarchy for the porn-happy mindset at Boing Boing, which has most recently manifested in a post on the sexiness of a cartoon woman in bondage:
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/13/sexiest_nancy_panel_.html
Recently the firewall at work (whence I blame the patriarchy) has been keeping me out of Boing Boing, which used to be lots of fun. Now I know why. I hate it when the firewall is a good judge of content.