Comments on: What I forgot to include in yesterday’s essay would fill a book

By: Pony

Pony — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:03:08 +0000

Did someone just call bullshit? Twisty you are one dream stylist.

By: Twisty

Twisty — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:04:57 +0000

“Yes, letâ€™s call her Jill. Would it be unfeminist of me if I had a pink ass for you to kiss? I look forward to your impending answer.”

I’ve been giving some thought to this strange comment, and at last am prepared to admit that it perplexes me. All I can figure is that something about the word ‘Jill’ appears to have made Lauren extremely anxious that I become acquainted with the color of her ass (for those who missed the revelation, Lauren’s ass is pink).

As part of my ongoing Reader Ass-Color Outreach Program, I am always delighted to know the color of people’s asses, particularly the color of those asses sat upon by fellow bloggers I admire, but I can’t help sensing that a certain something about Lauren’s tone — something about that segment of her remark, for example, wherein she invites me to kiss her pink ass — suggests that her attitude toward me is not altogether as warm and tender as it might appear on the surface. In fact, I am seriously considering the possiblity that facetiousness may be at hand.

By: Ron Sullivan

Ron Sullivan — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:43:40 +0000

I still have a pink ass.

No bitemarks? Tsk.

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:33:19 +0000

Well, way to go. You just outed yourself to, uh, me apparently.

Me? I’m just reactionary. I still have a pink ass.

By: Twisty

Twisty — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:23:54 +0000

I thought everybody more or less knew my real name is Jill.

By: Ron Sullivan

Ron Sullivan — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:18:33 +0000

What the fuck, it it contagious? Ms Bacall* owes someone an apology.

*the only Lauren on the planet, obviously

By: Lauren

Lauren — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:36:12 +0000

letâ€™s call her Jill

Yes, let’s call her Jill. Would it be unfeminist of me if I had a pink ass for you to kiss?

I look forward to your impending answer.

By: finnsmotel

finnsmotel — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:40:11 +0000

You had me at “abducted from her bungalow by aliens”.

By: redneckmother

redneckmother — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:22:20 +0000

‘your’

damn!

By: redneckmother

redneckmother — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:21:44 +0000

I knew people in college that used underwear as a quickie scrunchie when needed. Not me of course. Others. Fromâ€¦.Canada.

‘Strue. In fact, that’s the best use for thongs. Wear one in yur hair early enough in the morning to IHOP and no one will bat an eye.