Archive for December, 2006

Twistolution, Part 36

Well, it has certainly been a revolting couple of days here at Twisty HQ. The righteous indignation emanating from every cranny, including the cranny I at this moment inhabit, is making my boob scars itch.
One thing is clear: I can’t stop people from having stupid ideas.
I can’t even stop myself from having’em. And here are […]

Twisty Goes to Camp: A Very Special Episode

Note: This is a post about a post about a lot of posts about another post. If recursive blogular navel-gazing chokes you with ennui, you might consider reading something more riveting, like the reference manual to Microsoft Excel.
This morning, as the rosy fingers of dawn chucked the Austin sky under its easy-goin’ chin, an email […]

Ball State basketball team addicted to dudes

The intercollegiate basketball team in question has been using dude practice players for 8 years, attributes their team success to the dude practice players, and despite an upbraiding from the NCAA Committee on Women’s Athletics that using dude practice players “violates the spirit of gender equity and Title IX [and] results in diminished participation opportunities […]

“Sad sad England”: blokes to be held accountable for raping drunk, disgusting women

Well, here’s something. A new law up for consideration in the UK would deem a drunk woman incapable of giving consent for sex. You see where this is going? You grasp the cunning plot?
Predictably, there is mucho pained outcry from British subjects who are loath to see an important source of pussy evaporate. Witness the […]

Twisty’s Grody Media Korner

A glance through narrowed eyes at some recent headlines reveals that a class of subjects identified as “women” are widely reviled in the online media as messed-up, insatiable, dead, guilty, and of course, pregnant.
“Women are greater love cheats than men!” [DailyIndia.com]
The joyous fact of women’s’ natural slutty duplicity is distilled by this news outlet from […]

Pang

This post has been (vastly) modified from the original to reflect reader concerns that its previous content — including an external link to a blog post concerning a specific arranged marriage — may have actually endangered the life of its subject. I have also purged related comments. This may or may not be a hamfisted […]

Women are aliens, part 74

Hey girls. Wanna make a buck in a man’s world without having to rub your tits in anyone’s face? How about this: charge men a fee — say $795 a month — for explaining to them the mysterious, bizarre ways of women, so that these men may then make a buck off the women, thus […]

Whereas if you’re female, you just kind of expect it sooner or later

“When someone goes through it, the effects can be devastating, especially if you’re male.”
– Lynn Parrish, spokeswoman for the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network, on the “understandable” greater sensitivity manifested by male rape victims [source].
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Koufax yourself

The Koufax Awards are this year endangered by a shortage of funds. It seems a couple of the Wampum hard drives have given up the ghost. Astonishingly, given the magnitude of hilarity the awards generate among so many blogarians, the Wampums’ appeals for reader support have thus far come to naught.
The suggested course of action […]

Solanasmas

About the only tradition we observe here at International Blaming Headquarters is the annual Reading of the S.C.U.M. Manifesto.
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, […]




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