I know. Niceguys are too easy. So, to preemptively counteract the ensuing fluffiness, first allow me to bash a chump by expressing my disbelief over a Boulder homeless shelter’s having put the hush on their decision to admit a convicted “sexually violent predator” into a residence populated by victims of just such predation, which victims are now “freaked out” and find themselves in the untenable position of either staying at the shelter with the psycho or taking their chances on the streets of Boulder in January.
The chump I propose to bash is the shelter’s executive director (whose name, I kid you not, is Harms), who defends the decision to extend his hospitality to the child rapist with this incomprehensible statement: “The very first clause in our mission statement is to provide safe shelter.” Apparently, in accordance with Harms’ way, “safe shelter” now means “convenient access to easy targets.”
And now, a humorous interdudelude: This niceguy just can’t comprehend the mystifying behavior of those perennial crazies, “women.” A Barbados newspaper, either unaware of or indifferent to the fact that niceguys are actually just clingy loser assholes who view women as prizes to which they are entitled by dint of their piously non-violent participation in the patriarchal pissing contest, has published his lengthy whine. A whiff of same:
“A good buddy of mine used to treat a girl real good. He paid her rent, gave her money each week and took her out. Yet, she used to horn him left, right and centre. And when he asked her how she could treat him so despite how good he was to her, she cursed him and told him to go home to his wife.”