Creepy penis-woman graphic swiped from CBS News website
One of the kookiest things I’ve read all day is this blurb from the AP/CBS News.
But first, check out the creepy-ass graphic: the oddly penisesque silhouetted woman, the “girl” symbol aligned over her torso with red sniper’s cross-hairs aimed right at her state-owned uterus, that weird, flapping dick-shaped dingus looming like the Big Stick of Patriarchy in the background. Seriously, what the fuck?
Anyway, the news blurb is about some proposed legislation in Tennessee that would — get this — issue death certificates to aborted blastocysts. Which logic, I must say with some admiration, is almost Texan in its legislative perspicacity; consider that the bill proposes death certificates for cell clumps prior to issuing them birth certificates.
As will surprise no inhabitant of Tennessee, the bill is sponsored by lunatic/state representative Stacey Campfield, whose nutjob antics are well-known to our friend egalia at Tennessee Guerilla Women. This link is well worth a click, and not just to see the photo of Campfield assuming the position as he is subdued and handcuffed by cops.
Campfield argues that issuing death certificates to clots of cells will allow the state to count the number of abortions performed. He is undeterred by the fact that the Office of Vital Records is already in possession of this number [cite].
Could it be that Campfield’s heart’s desire is to use the death certificate ruse to collect information on the women who are having the parasitic cells removed? So that he can initiate and maintain a Tennessee Registry of Murderous Whores? So that when Jesus comes to get him he can smile and point to the list and say, “see how many filthy sluts’ lives I’ve ruined for you?”
I bet he wishes more women would douche with Lysol.
[Thanks, Kimberly and Lisa]