Dude checking out internet porn. Hotel San Jose, Austin. February 2007. You can count on me to watch the voyeurs!
Let us now consider a wanker who got canned for consummating his relationship with internet porn while at work. Of course dudes pornulate at work all the time, and doubtless a certain percentage get canned for […]
Archive for February, 2007
Jerkbag legislation of the day
Published February 19th, 2007 in Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 57 CommentsCreepy penis-woman graphic swiped from CBS News website
One of the kookiest things I’ve read all day is this blurb from the AP/CBS News.
But first, check out the creepy-ass graphic: the oddly penisesque silhouetted woman, the “girl” symbol aligned over her torso with red sniper’s cross-hairs aimed right at her state-owned uterus, that weird, flapping […]
The wait is over: mother’s job description formally elucidated by garment industry
Published February 19th, 2007 in Men Hate You. 88 CommentsReader Asheesh sends along the above excellent footnote to our recent discussion on the nature of motherhood. Photo uploaded at Snabbstart.com.
It has often brought a disconsolate sniffle to the Twisty schnoz that clothes, which should be undemanding and sympathetic and, above all, on your side, always come to you infested with these authoritarian […]
Sunday golden retriever/drought blogging
Published February 18th, 2007 in Varmint Center and El Rancho Deluxe. 13 CommentsSomething about this picture reminds me of the cover of “Abbey Road.”
Here are Bert and Zippy at El Rancho Deluxe, the Faster family country seat. Bert and Zippy are pictured enjoying their second-favorite activity, which is running like hell. Their first-favorite activity is sniffing crotches.
Bert has his hole-digging thing, of course, but that’s more of […]
UK housewives: “Deep-throat to save the marriage!”
Published February 17th, 2007 in Sexploitation. 119 CommentsFrom the UK, here’s the self-improvement book the male-dominated publishing industry knows all hetero young married girls have been waiting for: Babyproofing Your Marriage. Written in “snappy language” that modern wives can relate to, it offers “helpful tips” for the harried homemaker who is trying like hell to model herself after the character in the […]
Wal-Mart: supporting a pharmacist’s right to choose
Published February 16th, 2007 in Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 81 CommentsYesterday NARAL sent out an action alert. It told the following miserable tale: A woman named Tashina Byrd went to a Springfield, Ohio Wal-Mart to get a dose of Plan B, and was dee-nied. The pharmacist, according to the Akron Beacon Journal, “shook his head and laughed.” NARAL quite reasonably wishes to curb derisive pharmacal […]
But first: Hasselhoff. I was so attracted to my revulsion to the mass-valentine Norbizness sent to all his feminist girlfriends that I thought I’d share it with all my feminist girlfriends. Click the foto for the hetero Village People love ballad.
Sorry.
Next: blamer Amysue reports that she has been obliged to contemplate internet porn against […]
Stately, plump Twisty Faster came from the refrigerator, bearing a bowl of grapefruit upon which a spoon and her eyes lay crossed.
The material specialties of Texas are abundant (and often vulgar), but few Lone Star commodities can compare with the Rio Star grapefruit. It is considered the finest grapefruit in the known universe. The ruby […]
Speculative fiction
Published February 14th, 2007 in Godbagism, Mass Media and Morsel Institute. 41 CommentsStingray applies liquid sunbeams to a pork tenderloin taco at the indispensable TacoDeli, which taco stand is the principal force in a spinster aunt’s being.
There are gaps in my intelligence on the recent Amanda Marcotte/Shakes Sis/psychotic godbag/American Political Machine episode. I am not in possession of all the facts. For instance, was there a train? […]
Are you sitting down? Bitch Ph.D. has taken a job as Culture Editor for the Suicide Girls news blog.
Well, you know me. “Porn-is-patriarchy’s-purulent-pantheon” is my middle name. So the news wiped the feckless smirk off the Twisty visage quicker’n a slap with a flappin flounder. It was, in other words, difficult not to regard this […]
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