Feb 11 2007
Chile con queso: one of the few gloppy pleasures left to me. There’s such a great, reeking snotglob of misogyny writhing and pulsating in my inbox right now I’m not sure I can contain it; it could blow any second. I first knew something was awry when, as I sauntered gaily into my office this …
Feb 10 2007
Man, I’ve seen some utterly disgusting full-on misogynist shit since starting this blog — generous and/or sadistic readers just can’t stop sending it in — but this has got to be up there in the Top 5. Take, if you are able to keep your food down, the so-called Vagina Institute, a “global research centre” …
Feb 09 2007
The author: indescribably pretty as (L to R) Steroid-Faced Cue Ball, Nocturnal Puckerer, Wrinkle-free Café Poseur in Frida Kahlo Undershirt. I can’t write about nuthin these days without finding myself on the business end of a pious, pointing finger upon which is etched the tiny slogan ‘j’accuse!’ I have been accused of gross intolerance of …
Feb 08 2007
Would you let this trainwreck dress you? I have written extensively about misogynist couturiers who get rich fetishizing femininity. But in case you missed it, my position is this: fashion designers hate women, from Gaultier to Nike. It makes no difference if they’re gay men or the sisters of gay men. To wit: Donatella Versace, …
Feb 07 2007
The Maryland state motto is “Manly deeds, womanly words.” Which is a hot one. Maryland’s deeds may indeed be manly — and I don’t intend that as a compliment — but womanly words, specifically the word ‘stop,’ currently have no legal standing in the Old Line State. For it is in Maryland, as has become …
Feb 06 2007
I’m attempting DIY car repair this morning, and I don’t really know what the hell I’m doing so I expect it’ll take all day and about 17 trips to Pep Boys, so I don’t have time to elucidate wildly, but I just read in Broadsheet about some “hand-wringing” article (“hand-wringing” — that’s leftyblogulese for “stupid …
Feb 05 2007
I baked this macaroni & cheese while not watching The Big Game. Afer complaints piled up about the mathulator and, more recently, about the secret passwordulator, I’m testing out a yet another question-response anti-spam plugin. It appeals to me because, in addition to foiling spambots, it is designed to ensure that the commenter has at …
Feb 05 2007
Whenever sales are lagging, and “something more is needed” — as has been determined by this dude Brian Shuster who wants to make a bunch of money off his multi-user online fantasyland — the “something more” turns out to be sex. Why does the phrase “something more” even still exist? Do we really need two …
Feb 04 2007
The gripping tale of a young spinster aunt’s feminist epiphany The year is 1983. I’m in year 5 of a four-year liberal arts program. Portents abound to suggest that my contributions to Western civilization will be few, if any, and destined for the realm of the ideal rather than the practical. By which I mean, …
Feb 02 2007
This post about TV is really just an excuse to publish a picture of cake. Coconut cake. The older I get, the lower the altitude at which are flying the fucks I give about pop culture. It’s true! I don’t listen to The Shins. I haven’t seen “Borat,” and have made no plans to do …
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