
Twisty and Norbizness at Woodstock.
The wait is over. Behold.
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16 comments
dingbat
March 10, 2007 at 5:16 pm (UTC -6)
Lord, Miz Faster, do you make me laugh. The photoshopping is sublime.
Gender Blank
March 10, 2007 at 6:22 pm (UTC -6)
Damn, Twisty. Eat something! Your body is several degrees smaller than your head!
Bitey
March 10, 2007 at 9:50 pm (UTC -6)
Aww! I want chest hair!
*pout*
Coathangrrr
March 10, 2007 at 9:59 pm (UTC -6)
It’s all been a trick, you’re really a 20-something liberal dude pretending to be a spinster aunt.
BubbasNightmare
March 10, 2007 at 10:59 pm (UTC -6)
Oh. My. God. It’s that *hat* again.
Twisty, it may very well be a victim of Bert’s more questionable digestive efforts, but it looks like something from a ladies’ ’40s hat show.
The Constructivist
March 11, 2007 at 9:17 am (UTC -6)
Oh, that’s the funny, all right, but what about his International Women’s Day/Blog Against Sexism gem? How do you limit yourself to an annual link?
GraceD
March 11, 2007 at 10:56 am (UTC -6)
That pic makes me wanna holler:
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!
And, holy sheeeet, did the radiation give you chest hair? Duuuude, indeed.
lawbitch
March 11, 2007 at 11:00 am (UTC -6)
Love that pic. Twisty sure does get around. And so versatile, too! Maybe a new hat?
Jodie
March 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm (UTC -6)
Twisty, I think you should have worn your tea hat for that pictures.
yankee transplant
March 11, 2007 at 3:06 pm (UTC -6)
You look terrific. Really. Love the chest hair.
Thanks for the link. Great post over there.
Antoinette Niebieszczanski
March 12, 2007 at 7:57 am (UTC -6)
Wait for menopause, Bitey, and you may well get your wish.
jami
March 12, 2007 at 10:28 am (UTC -6)
slate magazine sucks the patriarchy’s dick.
Repenting
March 12, 2007 at 5:34 pm (UTC -6)
that link really disturbed me. i knew it would be bad when i read “[Couric's] tenure as CBS anchor has been a bumpy one and is therefore a model test of womankind’s inherent worth.”
i was already insulted by the all the hubbub over whether or not ms. couric was qualified to anchor because of her gender, but now just like anyone from a traditionally disadvantaged group placed temporarily within the spotlight, is being asked to represent her entire gender. stay classy, america.
norbizness
March 12, 2007 at 6:11 pm (UTC -6)
TO be fair, repenting, I wrote that line, not the columnist. Although I perceived that to be the subtext.
Twisty
March 12, 2007 at 6:18 pm (UTC -6)
See, misunderstandings like this are why I only do one link per year. Clash of cultures and what have you.
Sylvanite
March 13, 2007 at 12:28 pm (UTC -6)
Well, isn’t making subtext text part of your mission statement, Norbizness? That, and bringing the snark. And the happy, furry puppy stories.