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Mar 10 2007

It’s time for the annual link to Norbizness

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Easy Persiflage

by Twisty

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Twisty and Norbizness at Woodstock.

The wait is over. Behold.

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16 comments

  1. dingbat

    March 10, 2007 at 5:16 pm (UTC -6)

    Lord, Miz Faster, do you make me laugh. The photoshopping is sublime.

  2. Gender Blank

    March 10, 2007 at 6:22 pm (UTC -6)

    Damn, Twisty. Eat something! Your body is several degrees smaller than your head!

  3. Bitey

    March 10, 2007 at 9:50 pm (UTC -6)

    Aww! I want chest hair!

    *pout*

  4. Coathangrrr

    March 10, 2007 at 9:59 pm (UTC -6)

    It’s all been a trick, you’re really a 20-something liberal dude pretending to be a spinster aunt.

  5. BubbasNightmare

    March 10, 2007 at 10:59 pm (UTC -6)

    Oh. My. God. It’s that *hat* again.

    Twisty, it may very well be a victim of Bert’s more questionable digestive efforts, but it looks like something from a ladies’ ’40s hat show.

  6. The Constructivist

    March 11, 2007 at 9:17 am (UTC -6)

    Oh, that’s the funny, all right, but what about his International Women’s Day/Blog Against Sexism gem? How do you limit yourself to an annual link?

  7. GraceD

    March 11, 2007 at 10:56 am (UTC -6)

    That pic makes me wanna holler:

    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

    And, holy sheeeet, did the radiation give you chest hair? Duuuude, indeed.

  8. lawbitch

    March 11, 2007 at 11:00 am (UTC -6)

    Love that pic. Twisty sure does get around. And so versatile, too! Maybe a new hat?

  9. Jodie

    March 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm (UTC -6)

    Twisty, I think you should have worn your tea hat for that pictures.

  10. yankee transplant

    March 11, 2007 at 3:06 pm (UTC -6)

    You look terrific. Really. Love the chest hair.

    Thanks for the link. Great post over there.

  11. Antoinette Niebieszczanski

    March 12, 2007 at 7:57 am (UTC -6)

    Wait for menopause, Bitey, and you may well get your wish.

  12. jami

    March 12, 2007 at 10:28 am (UTC -6)

    slate magazine sucks the patriarchy’s dick.

  13. Repenting

    March 12, 2007 at 5:34 pm (UTC -6)

    that link really disturbed me. i knew it would be bad when i read “[Couric's] tenure as CBS anchor has been a bumpy one and is therefore a model test of womankind’s inherent worth.”

    i was already insulted by the all the hubbub over whether or not ms. couric was qualified to anchor because of her gender, but now just like anyone from a traditionally disadvantaged group placed temporarily within the spotlight, is being asked to represent her entire gender. stay classy, america.

  14. norbizness

    March 12, 2007 at 6:11 pm (UTC -6)

    TO be fair, repenting, I wrote that line, not the columnist. Although I perceived that to be the subtext.

  15. Twisty

    March 12, 2007 at 6:18 pm (UTC -6)

    See, misunderstandings like this are why I only do one link per year. Clash of cultures and what have you.

  16. Sylvanite

    March 13, 2007 at 12:28 pm (UTC -6)

    Well, isn’t making subtext text part of your mission statement, Norbizness? That, and bringing the snark. And the happy, furry puppy stories.

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