Hand in hand with the annual Sewage Backup arrives the annual Millipede Infestation. For where stench and decay harbinge, millipedes fear not to tread. With their zillions of feet. Today, summoning the kind of millipedian savoir-faire that accrues only after years of sewage backup/wildlife experience, and using tiny tranquilizer guns, and we were able to capture and relocate seventeen of these mighty invertebrates from the pink bathroom to the Twisty Diplopoda Compound.
Millipedes, you will be delighted to learn, have, like dogs, two pairs of legs per segment. Unlike dogs, they secrete cyanide.