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Monthly Archive: March 2007
Mar 06 2007
Tuesday T&B
Photo by Hubble. Luridity by Twisty. I’ve just come from the science fiction thread that sprouted incomprehensibly alongside the Shulamith Firestone discussion (I’m still pondering the nature of the mass hysteria enthusiasm that conceived this conjoined intellective twin situation). I observe that the thread is attempting, with as little success as usual, to cough up …
Mar 05 2007
Psst! Over here! This is the thread for sci-fi geeks.
Don’t want to talk about Shulamith? Fine. Get the science fiction out of your system here. I’ll even start it off: Heinlein is a fucking sexist knob.
Mar 05 2007
Firestone Theater
[Read the first chapter of Shulamith Firestone's The Dialectic of Sex here.] When I hauled out my Dialectic of Sex for the first time in years, I encountered this on the first page: The first women are fleeing the massacre, and, shaking and tottering, are beginning to find each other. Their first move is a …
Mar 04 2007
Ilyka does me a solid
Only smokers can prevent forest fires. Jo’s coffee hut, South Austin. February 2007. Last night while I innocently dined on figs and ambrosia, a couple of fellas wandered along from, sadly, Sadly, No. And guess who they were! Liberal dudes! And guess what the first thing they didn’t do was! Read the FAQ! So naturally …
Mar 03 2007
Liberal DudeWatch ’07: their forbidden love for Ann Coulter
Is anyone else weirded out by the homo/transphobic tenor expressed in the reaction to smirkbot Ann Coulter’s having called John Edwards a “faggot”? I don’t mean the wingnut reaction, I mean the supposedly liberal reaction. And I don’t mean the “official” liberal reaction, but the populist Internetian (rhymes with Venetian) reaction [1] . OK, I …
Mar 03 2007
Grievance Department
You’ve breathlessly awaited the next installment of my acclaimed series Traffic Cones of South Austin. The wait is over. I present “The Lone Cone.” South Congress Ave. February 2007. [Not pictured: the tea hat] Maybe once in a generation somebody writes a comment so profound, so incisive, so utterly penetrating that suddenly you find yourself …
Mar 02 2007
Announcement Korner
The author fraternizes sensitively with fake flowers at the Summer Moon coffee shop on South First. Photo and sunglasses by Stingray. • The Shulathon, which the astute reader will recall as having been scheduled to commence on or about March 1, will, barring some sudden climatic event, formally launch on Monday, March 5. This will …
Mar 01 2007
Somebody turn off my radio!
As much as NPR news can irk a spinster aunt, in some respects it irks less (once you get past the first crushing realization that NPR is as actively patriarchal as any other news outlet, except that dudes yell less) than the rest of the mainstream media. For example, as of this writing NPR is …

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