Ripped mercilessly from their tankinis, these former over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders are destined to hang limp forever more.
It’s like this: as of last July, I ain’t got no boobs. So today I initiate what is certain to become an annual ritual: the Spring Shelf-Bra Slice-Out. I expect to complain about it every year, too, so don’t be surprised […]
Archive for April, 2007
R.I.P: dignity, shelf bras
Published April 28th, 2007 in Femininity and Crazy sexy cancer. 112 CommentsReader actually asks spinster aunt’s opinion
Published April 28th, 2007 in Sexploitation. 243 CommentsToday’s reader email is a dream come true. Blamer M (not her real name) actually asks for my views on porn! I may be a hungry gal in a taco-filled world, but come lunchtime or high water, I’m never too busy to bloviate on porn. My response follows. It’s nothing I haven’t spouted off a […]
I have been asked to participate in the Take Back the Blog! Blogswarm. It’s quite a decent gesture: a bunch of bloggers propose to blog en masse, on April 28, “in support of the rights of women to participate fully in all aspects of our society, including specifically online in the world of blogging but […]
Mid-century doctor drama gives spinster aunt the willies
Published April 25th, 2007 in Men Hate You and Mass Media. 129 CommentsI am old enough to remember when nurses wore those weird white cardboard things on their heads, and when doctors smoked with impunity when groping them.
It is with total confidence in the author’s policy never to reveal publicly the majority of her flaws that the blamer can enjoy I Blame the Patriarchy. Yet, lest there […]
The FDA just approved this drug for patients with mondo HER2-positive breast cancer. Lucky for Glaxo-Smith-Kline! And lucky for the 4 or 5 women on the planet who can fucking afford it! My insurance company doesn’t feel like coughing up. I’ll be on it for a year, assuming it doesn’t kill me, to the tune […]
Why merry rapists are flocking to Britain
Published April 24th, 2007 in Men Hate You and Mass Media. 181 CommentsToday’s unrelated photograph is the latest in my acclaimed series, “Ironic Plastic Nuns on Toy Store Roofs of Austin.” Toy Joy toy store, 29th and Guadalupe, April 22, 2007.
Speaking of child rapists who freely roam the countryside, have you Brits wondered why it is that every time you turn around lately, some perv in your […]
Hey, remember a blurb I wrote a while back referencing a photo-filled post at a dormant blog? The one called “Cultures of Domination,” which illustrated, with hideous eloquence, the alarming extent to which the paradigm of dominance and submission invisibly saturates human culture? But it took forever to load? So most of you never saw […]
All-American.
Decaying abandoned baseball-on-a-tower, Old Glory flying at half mast (exhibiting adjacent gas station’s fulfillment of its patriotic duty to observe human death), cheery used car lot pennants. Not pictured at the other end of the pennants: crapulent army surplus store. Fruth St. and W. 29th, across from Spider House. April 22, 2007.
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Just added: exciting new FAQs
Published April 23rd, 2007 in Dear god what about the men?, Compulsory pregnancy, Blogulation and Men Hate You. 76 CommentsThe spinster aunt expresses her views on the MRA agenda.
What’s an ‘MRA’?
Massively [W]rong Asshole. Or men’s rights activist.
Why don’ the Odd Lady want none of them in her car?
MRAs are patriarchy-deniers. The ideologies of this violent and knobbish subset of the Male Dominion spring from male fear of women’s personal sovereignty, and manifest in practice […]
Sexploiters Gone JailedWatch ‘07: Give’em Enough Rope Dept.
Published April 22nd, 2007 in Sexploitation. 53 CommentsThis isn’t breaking news — when have I ever had my finger on the pulse? — but in the interest of satisfying the blamer’s lowbrow craving for vengeance: since April 10, millionaire Girls Gone Wild total-dick/rapist Joe Francis has been in the hoosegow. He got pinched for contempt of court after he shouted obscenities at […]
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