This isn’t breaking news — when have I ever had my finger on the pulse? — but in the interest of satisfying the blamer’s lowbrow craving for vengeance: since April 10, millionaire Girls Gone Wild total-dick/rapist Joe Francis has been in the hoosegow. He got pinched for contempt of court after he shouted obscenities at seven former underage sexploitees during civil suit settlement talks (the women apparently realized that their teen pornification was worth a bigger piece of the pornopie than a T-shirt).
En route to the Stony Lonesome, Francis cried*, and they took away his Xanax. When he tried to bribe a guard with $100 for a bottle of water, it was discovered that one of his partners-in-smut had smuggled him cash and prescription pharmaceuticals. Thus adding further charges and the tantalizing possibility of longer sentences. The P-I-S is now in jail, too.
Readers will claw through the jungles of time, back to last January, when blamer Liz Ladd was victorious in her efforts to keep Francis and his traveling band of junior rapists out of her town.
* Note, in the Perez Hilton link, the use of the word “pussy” as an insult. Misogyny is so edgy.