I just found out that homosexuality is “an unnatural form of prostitution.” A pointy-headed Latvian Roman Catholic poobah, his synapses electrified with secret shibboleths whispered into his crusty ear by the ghost of a dead Jew from the Roman Empire, declined to enlighten the masses as to just what sort of prostitution he does consider ‘natural’, but he has demanded that the superstitious godbag citizens of Riga take to the streets to fend off the godless “sexually crazy people” who will be throwing their Pride parade on June 3.
Did Cardinal Pujats and the dead Jew ghost cook up this hate-engorged scheme on their own? Nope! They enlisted the gay-bashing expertise of American fundamentalist nutjob Ken Hutcherson, owner of a Seattle ‘super-church’, who hates everyone whose penis he cannot directly control (those without penises are, it goes without saying, beneath his notice, by definition).
Here Ken “Dr. Blackman” Hutcherson rolls misogyny and homophobia into a neat little turd:
What is this world coming to when a church says that a women [sic] minister has not violated God’s law by being a homosexual?
Hutcherson and the head Latvian godbag believe that last year’s fundamentalist disruption of the Pride parade didn’t go far enough. In 2006, 50 gay activists holed up in a church while neo-Nazis and other men of God, numbering in the mere hundreds, “pelted [them] with excrement,” and the cops, those selfless public servants, stood around paralyzed with smugness. This year, the craven Catholic barbarian calls for “40,000 or 50,000” gay-bashers to storm the parade. Emulating His Holiness the Pope, Cardinal Pujats has already begun shitting in the woods, spearheading the excrement-collection efforts needed to arm his Christian soldiers.