Come for the blaming, stay for the trippy childhood idylls of the commentariat.
She also got us hot dogs afterwards at a place with a giant hot dog painted on the wall. The hot dog was floating in Lake Michigan off shore from Chicago. Fire-engine boats were using their hoses to launch mustard and ketchup onto the top of the titanic dog. A helicopter lowered a huge pickle. Very exciting, but sadly irrelevant. — Cunning Allusionment?
UPDATE: See the actual hot dog mural here. Thanks, Pinko Punko!