The spinster aunt has just gotten outside of a slice of smoked yellowtail. Note ghostlike ninja servers in the background. Uchi, S. Lamar, June 6, 2007. Photo by Stingray.
My dear old webhost has been putting the thumbscrews to iblamethepatriarchy.com ever since I invented the patriarchy-blaming boards. Because the blog and the boards are all on the same site, the recent upsurge in blaming threatens to blow both of them up. Fortunately, I happen to have an extra website I’m not currently using, which would be ideal for the message boards. So. Who can tell me how to migrate an SMF board from one site to another? Do not quote to me from the unintelligible SMF manual, because whoever wrote that shit has only the dimmest appreciation for my negative value technical savvy. Thanks.