This video from MSN is precisely what would happen if you scooped, as they floated by, a few random globules of the ubiquitous patriarchal miasma we are all forced to breathe, whirled’em in a Video-Cuisinart, and posted the results on the internet.
The video opens with an commercial for a bank. A hot babe wood nymph is kissing a frog. The frog turns into a raccoon wearing a crown. The nymph keeps kissing it to gradually produce assorted incarnations of encoronated mammalianity popularly assumed to be a progression toward H. sapienly princeliness. This hilarious scenario shows how some banks fuck you over, but not this bank.
The princess-kissing-the-frog story is blowjob propaganda for toddlers. Apply your sexuality to a distasteful purpose and the kingdom — not the part where you get to go out and have adventures, but the part where you wear filmy gowns and bear the royal princes — will be yours! Just suck the dick, girls. Sex will pay off.
In the commercial the wood nymph decides, when she has kissed her way up to a portly, balding centaur, to blow it off, and flounces away, fed up. But not before she has humiliated herself several times over for nothing. This is so funny!
Next is the news story. An Italian beach has decided to ban men. Only child-free women (and dogs) are allowed. A sliver of enlightenment has apparently penetrated the obstreperal lobe of someone in charge of Italian beaches; he/she realized that women do not, contrary to Dude Nation’s relentless propaganda, enjoy being ogled, undressed in the eyes of strangers, harassed, or macked on while lounging in the sun. But of course you can’t tell the story of women’s’ struggle against oppression without footage that actually oppresses women: MSN runs footage of hot chicks in bikinis just in case the viewer has a limp grasp on the mechanics of sunbathing. Neither do they neglect the all-important male point of view. Surprise! Men are against women-only beaches!
After this is a ‘funny’ video where a driving dad verbally abuses two kids who are horsing around in the back seat of the car. This is meant to be funny because everybody’s dad has yelled this don’t-make-me-come-back-there shit in the car; it is normal for kids to be controlled, threatened, bribed, and punished/abused. In this case, the dad punishes the kids by driving through a car wash with the windows open so they get a mug-full of hot wax and soap. The culture of domination is a virtually bottomless pool of hilarious comedy jokes.