Comments on: Anal is the new ‘third base’ http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:47:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Neira http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-186818 Neira Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:28:25 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-186818 Quote: 'Yeah, I sense the next frontier for these assholes will be “existing orifices are not enough, real men must create their own new hole for penetration.” Scary thing is...I don't think that's hyperbole. I can imagine it already. Surgery porn. It will probably start as a fringe interest that only a few whackjobs will go near. Then mainstream guys will start looking at it because their old stuff now seems too tame. I know only one guy, ONE - again, ONE - for whom anal sex is actually ABOUT ASSES. He likes receiving it, too. Most however..it's a dominance thing. They want it, but freak out at the idea of their girlfriend doing anything anal to them. Quote:

‘Yeah, I sense the next frontier for these assholes will be “existing orifices are not enough, real men must create their own new hole for penetration.”

Scary thing is…I don’t think that’s hyperbole.

I can imagine it already. Surgery porn. It will probably start as a fringe interest that only a few whackjobs will go near. Then mainstream guys will start looking at it because their old stuff now seems too tame.

I know only one guy, ONE – again, ONE – for whom anal sex is actually ABOUT ASSES. He likes receiving it, too.

Most however..it’s a dominance thing. They want it, but freak out at the idea of their girlfriend doing anything anal to them.

]]> By: Dude wins by default, plus Open Thread! « I Blame The Patriarchy http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-178782 Dude wins by default, plus Open Thread! « I Blame The Patriarchy Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:56:04 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-178782 [...] of the occasional would-be dude commenter? Well, here’s some fan mail from a flounder whose dickish remarks on this amusing old post I was recently obliged to run through the PooPoop-U-Lator*, on accounta [...] [...] of the occasional would-be dude commenter? Well, here’s some fan mail from a flounder whose dickish remarks on this amusing old post I was recently obliged to run through the PooPoop-U-Lator*, on accounta [...]

]]> By: DDD http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-178148 DDD Fri, 03 Jun 2011 08:16:24 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-178148 <strong>[Note: DDD, unfortunately, displayed non-compliance and had to be run through the PooPoop-U-Lator. -- Jill]</strong> DDD d77fitzppoopootrick@gmpoopooil.com 174.96.14.199 Submitted on 2011/06/03 poopoot 2:16poopoom First I wpoopoont to know the percentpoopooges of lesbipoopoons poopoond strpoopooight edge prudes frequenting this blog(not repoopoolly – I don’t cpoopoore). I think thpoopoot could epoopoosily be the title for this reply: I don’t cpoopoore in fpoopooct I would like to go poopoohepoopood poopoond mpoopooke poopoon poopoonnouncement for poopooll my strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopoole brethren. I stumbled onto this blog, poopoond forced my wpoopooy skimming through the poopoorticle. I’ve hepoopoord feminists, minorities poopoond those whose sexupoopool preferences poopoore (shpoopoole we spoopooy) poopoot odds with the beliefs of the west borough dipshits. Constpoopoont comments poopoobout our (being the collective of strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopooles) poopoogendpoopoos being to put you down. repoopoolly??? poopoore you shitting me??? I don’t cpoopoore. I don’t cpoopoore if your poopoo wompoopoon. I don’t cpoopoore whpoopoot color your skin is. I don’t cpoopoore who you wpoopoont to sleep with. The yepoopoor is 2011 I’m not spoopooying there poopooren’t prejudice strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopooles, I’m just spoopooying they poopoore the smpoopoollest minority (poopoond I don’t cpoopoore poopoobout them). I know it might not look like it to you. but guess whpoopoot hpoopooppens when you climb up on poopoo sopoopoop box poopoond stpoopoort yelling. Thpoopoot’s right those who strongly poopoogree poopoond strongly poopooppose come running to join the cpoopoocophony. Let me put your mind poopoot epoopoose though the mpoopoojority of us poopoore wpoopooy to busy just trying to either poopoottpoopooin or mpoopoointpoopooin poopoo lifestyle thpoopoot will poopoollow us to go to the grpoopoove spoopooying : I did poopoolright. So just remember, next time the chip on your shoulder stpoopoorts itching poopoond you feel like pointing thpoopoot finger in my generpoopool direction: I just don’t cpoopoore, I’m to busy living my life. p.s. hpoopoove fun tepoopooring my sentence structure, spelling poopoond grpoopoommpoopoor – such just displpoopooys poopoo lpoopoock intelligible response. p.p.s. before you go off on poopoo clepoopoorly you didn’t repoopood poopoond missed the finer points tpoopoongent. The generpoopool of the poopoorticle is : this is poopoo mpoopoonner in which modern mpoopoon oppresses us – sisters unite. followed by men poopoore pigs reply posts. [Note: DDD, unfortunately, displayed non-compliance and had to be run through the PooPoop-U-Lator. -- Jill]

DDD
d77fitzppoopootrick@gmpoopooil.com
174.96.14.199
Submitted on 2011/06/03 poopoot 2:16poopoom

First I wpoopoont to know the percentpoopooges of lesbipoopoons poopoond strpoopooight edge prudes frequenting this blog(not repoopoolly – I don’t cpoopoore).

I think thpoopoot could epoopoosily be the title for this reply: I don’t cpoopoore

in fpoopooct I would like to go poopoohepoopood poopoond mpoopooke poopoon poopoonnouncement for poopooll my strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopoole brethren. I stumbled onto this blog, poopoond forced my wpoopooy skimming through the poopoorticle. I’ve hepoopoord feminists, minorities poopoond those whose sexupoopool preferences poopoore (shpoopoole we spoopooy) poopoot odds with the beliefs of the west borough dipshits. Constpoopoont comments poopoobout our (being the collective of strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopooles) poopoogendpoopoos being to put you down. repoopoolly??? poopoore you shitting me??? I don’t cpoopoore. I don’t cpoopoore if your poopoo wompoopoon. I don’t cpoopoore whpoopoot color your skin is. I don’t cpoopoore who you wpoopoont to sleep with. The yepoopoor is 2011 I’m not spoopooying there poopooren’t prejudice strpoopooight Cpoopooucpoopoosipoopoon mpoopooles, I’m just spoopooying they poopoore the smpoopoollest minority (poopoond I don’t cpoopoore poopoobout them). I know it might not look like it to you. but guess whpoopoot hpoopooppens when you climb up on poopoo sopoopoop box poopoond stpoopoort yelling. Thpoopoot’s right those who strongly poopoogree poopoond strongly poopooppose come running to join the cpoopoocophony. Let me put your mind poopoot epoopoose though the mpoopoojority of us poopoore wpoopooy to busy just trying to either poopoottpoopooin or mpoopoointpoopooin poopoo lifestyle thpoopoot will poopoollow us to go to the grpoopoove spoopooying : I did poopoolright.

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p.s. hpoopoove fun tepoopooring my sentence structure, spelling poopoond grpoopoommpoopoor – such just displpoopooys poopoo lpoopoock intelligible response.

p.p.s. before you go off on poopoo clepoopoorly you didn’t repoopood poopoond missed the finer points tpoopoongent. The generpoopool of the poopoorticle is : this is poopoo mpoopoonner in which modern mpoopoon oppresses us – sisters unite. followed by men poopoore pigs reply posts.

]]> By: Emma http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-175069 Emma Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:21:01 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-175069 Proteus said "If not for men, how would the human race propagate?" I guess that means Proteus has never heard of what scientists are now doing with bone marrow. They have figured out a way to turn bone marrow into sperm. No joke. All children born from this procedure are female. Don't believe me? Google "bone marrow sperm." Also, I would like to say this article really made me sad. But then I remembered something I read about the male chromosome shrinking. Take heart, ladies: men will soon be extinct and with bone marrow sperm, we won't need them! Proteus said “If not for men, how would the human race propagate?”

I guess that means Proteus has never heard of what scientists are now doing with bone marrow. They have figured out a way to turn bone marrow into sperm. No joke. All children born from this procedure are female. Don’t believe me? Google “bone marrow sperm.”

Also, I would like to say this article really made me sad. But then I remembered something I read about the male chromosome shrinking. Take heart, ladies: men will soon be extinct and with bone marrow sperm, we won’t need them!

]]> By: Glamourising sexualised violence: Why I hate porn part four | anti social butterfly http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-171100 Glamourising sexualised violence: Why I hate porn part four | anti social butterfly Fri, 24 Dec 2010 07:31:09 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-171100 [...] high occurances of anal fucking in male-stream pornography, it does not seem that unlikely that anal is expected as part of the standard penetrative fucking experience) nor is it particularly healthy (here’s a hint, ask any year 8 human biol teacher and they [...] [...] high occurances of anal fucking in male-stream pornography, it does not seem that unlikely that anal is expected as part of the standard penetrative fucking experience) nor is it particularly healthy (here’s a hint, ask any year 8 human biol teacher and they [...]

]]> By: Embee http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-156885 Embee Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:18:38 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-156885 Regarding the NEXT new third base, perhaps we should look to that harbinger of partriarchy: Tucker Max. I believe it was he who proposed "carving a fuckhole into her chest." Can't recall where I read that but pretty sure that's the guy. Also, Itxaro, I totally agree. Stated differently, no partner should have to be playing defense in bed. Regarding the NEXT new third base, perhaps we should look to that harbinger of partriarchy: Tucker Max. I believe it was he who proposed “carving a fuckhole into her chest.” Can’t recall where I read that but pretty sure that’s the guy.

Also, Itxaro, I totally agree. Stated differently, no partner should have to be playing defense in bed.

]]> By: This must be one of those “eye of the beholder” things. « Rage Against the Man-chine http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-152974 This must be one of those “eye of the beholder” things. « Rage Against the Man-chine Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:47:20 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-152974 [...] on the Details site about whether it was OK to “demand anal” (see Twisty’s take here, as I’ll not be linking to the original). That article was so outrageous and absurd that I [...] [...] on the Details site about whether it was OK to “demand anal” (see Twisty’s take here, as I’ll not be linking to the original). That article was so outrageous and absurd that I [...]

]]> By: Itxaro http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-137675 Itxaro Wed, 31 Dec 2008 13:32:33 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-137675 Why yes, I am way way way late to the party. Seth: Amberbug's point wasn't that communication shouldn't happen in sex. Amberbug's point was that "no" is the default answer until consent is given. Failure to say "no" does not mean that someone likes what is being done and/or is okay with it. Good sex involves two people who are paying attention to each others' body language, how much pleasure they seem to be getting, AS WELL AS what they are saying. It's really not that hard to figure out when your partner orgasms, whether or not they tell you. It's really not that hard to take a good look at someone and tell if they're just seizing up and withdrawing into themselves and hoping it'll be over, or if they're actively participating and enjoying it. And if you, in bed, no matter what gender you are, initiate something, you'd better be damn sure you're checking in with your partner. Why yes, I am way way way late to the party.

Seth: Amberbug’s point wasn’t that communication shouldn’t happen in sex. Amberbug’s point was that “no” is the default answer until consent is given. Failure to say “no” does not mean that someone likes what is being done and/or is okay with it.

Good sex involves two people who are paying attention to each others’ body language, how much pleasure they seem to be getting, AS WELL AS what they are saying. It’s really not that hard to figure out when your partner orgasms, whether or not they tell you. It’s really not that hard to take a good look at someone and tell if they’re just seizing up and withdrawing into themselves and hoping it’ll be over, or if they’re actively participating and enjoying it. And if you, in bed, no matter what gender you are, initiate something, you’d better be damn sure you’re checking in with your partner.

]]> By: Seth http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-135630 Seth Sat, 06 Dec 2008 00:09:51 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-135630 Amberbug: Good sex(as well as SAFE sex)absolutely REQUIRES communication! Suchprettyeyes is 100% correct. If you cant muster the nerve to communicate with your partner during sex than maybe you really shouldnt be having sex with them in first place. Amberbug: Good sex(as well as SAFE sex)absolutely REQUIRES communication! Suchprettyeyes is 100% correct. If you cant muster the nerve to communicate with your partner during sex than maybe you really shouldnt be having sex with them in first place.

]]> By: Squirrel http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-134375 Squirrel Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:19:26 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2007/07/15/anal-is-the-new-third-base/#comment-134375 I find the assumption that any sex, and anal sex in particular are activities of male domination astounding. That men think this way is terribly sad. They are willing to abandon their autonomy for a few moments of perceived superiority. They will change their appearance, modes of expression, behavior, personal opinions and religious perspective to attract or satisfy another person. They imagine themselves having some semblance of control of their lives after abandoning their personal identity to please someone who, ultimately, hates them. This is not only irrational behavior, but to a species whos member's behavior is shifting to be more learned than inherited it is potentially dangerous. I wonder if, cultural conditioning and peer pressure aside, human beings can ever coexist peacefully, even on a tiny scale. I find the assumption that any sex, and anal sex in particular are activities of male domination astounding. That men think this way is terribly sad. They are willing to abandon their autonomy for a few moments of perceived superiority. They will change their appearance, modes of expression, behavior, personal opinions and religious perspective to attract or satisfy another person. They imagine themselves having some semblance of control of their lives after abandoning their personal identity to please someone who, ultimately, hates them. This is not only irrational behavior, but to a species whos member’s behavior is shifting to be more learned than inherited it is potentially dangerous. I wonder if, cultural conditioning and peer pressure aside, human beings can ever coexist peacefully, even on a tiny scale.

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