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Archive for February, 2008
Stanley: now with even more invective
Published February 22nd, 2008 in The megatheocorporatocracy, Sexploitation and Varmint Center. 148 Comments“By creating the [Animal Compassion] Foundation, Whole Foods Market is pioneering an entirely new way for people to relate to farm animals […].” — Whole Foods CEO John Mackey
Tell me more, John Mackey; I look forward to hearing about this new relationship with farm animals that you so compassionately chop up in cellophane packages in […]
Apparently only virgins can publish books now
Published February 21st, 2008 in Knobjectivism, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 50 CommentsCheck out this clip of TV newsblob/patriarchal minion Diane Sawyer questioning Madonna’s 1st Amendment rights. Why is Sawyer trying to keep a sister down? Because 15 years ago Madonna published a saucy coffee table book depicting simulations of human sex acts, that’s why. Which of course completely invalidates whatever claim to fully human status Madonna […]
Pimpetarians of the Great Northwest
Published February 21st, 2008 in Knobjectivism, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 22 CommentsGreat news for guilt-ridden pornsick knobs and the soy-addled hot babes who give’em lap dances: the vegan strip club. At this Portland, OR depot for human degradation, the strippers don’t wear leather, and the menu features fajitas made with fake meat. However, according to a writer who attended the grand opening, tofurkey wasn’t exactly the […]
School to gay activist students: oppressing homos is an “issue of taste”
Published February 20th, 2008 in Keep your bias off my gender. 22 CommentsI note with no surprise whatsoever that homophobes in positions of authority continue to oppress teenagers in my old hood. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports today on a protest staged by a dozen high school students on the Belleville* courthouse steps. These students were protesting the bigoted tone taken by Belleville East High’s administration against […]
Florida to consider actually educating public school students
Published February 18th, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 34 CommentsI was thumbing through the internet this afternoon when I happened across an editorial at Tallahassee.com urging support for evolution studies in Florida public schools. I’m constantly losing track of which states prefer that their school children become the laughingstocks of the modern world by teaching them mystical fairy tales in science class, but apparently […]
Bacon, I bid you farewell
Published February 18th, 2008 in The megatheocorporatocracy and Blogulation. 135 CommentsBack in the pre-blog Age of Darkness, when I was a callow young feminist in a vacuum who did not enjoy the instantaneous policing of my views by thousands of invisible critics, numerous facets of my worldview were as yet embryonic. If a facet can be said to be embryonic, which I think it probably […]
I’d like to thank everyone who wrote in alerting me to I Blame the Patriarchy’s having been namechecked in the New York Review of Books. I got the word while on some grim business up in North Dallas. Naturally I was interested to see upon which of my blogular morsels the reigning English-language guardians of […]
My main man
Published February 12th, 2008 in Varmint Center, El Rancho Deluxe and Easy Persiflage. 27 CommentsI do not have to be asked twice to plaster all over the internet photos of my new boyfriend Stanley. I snapped this one of us with my cell phone seconds before he stuck his nose out and lipped it out of my hand. Stanley is in many respects much more interesting than patriarchy-blaming, not […]
Original image, sans caption, from PajamaGram dot com.
The annual capitalist pig run-up to Valentine’s Day leaves a particularly repellent aftertaste on the Twisty palate this year, so I will take a moment out of my idyllic agrarian schedule (did I mention that I bought a horse? And that I am considering dropping out of society […]
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