I know, I know, who gives a tub of Cool Whip about anyone’s orthopedic problems? But you should give a tub of Cool Whip about this orthopedic problem, because had I not spent the afternoon immobilized with an ice pack and a laptop in my lime green recliner, I might never have found this incredible video, which has forever changed the way I look at a cappella renditions of popular TV themes, and which I now share with you, my most intimate and valued invisible internet friend. Prepare to have your mind blown.
Note: Because it is not readily apparent from the video — even though the title of the video is “Battlestar Galactica Theme” — I will clue you in: it’s the Battlestar Galactica theme.
I had to quit watching “Battlestar Galactica” because that yell-o-headed Cylon in the red fuck-me dress was just too sexy for my shirt.