I haven’t looked, but I suppose tidings of baby’s first high heels have already made the rounds of the feminist blogs. No matter; this ain’t no news blog.
Anyway, what I allude to are these grotesque novelty shoes for infants. Sexy animal prints with spike heels. Thirty-five bucks a pair. Celebrity-endorsed. Blamer Melissa, who rang […]
Archive for July, 2008
Now baby can wear heels in bed, just like Mommy
Published July 17th, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, Mind-blowing and Sexploitation. 85 CommentsCollege junior purports to grasp something
Published July 16th, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today. 65 CommentsNot to come off as one of those “busy” bloggers who doesn’t have time to write a proper post — that I suck profoundly as a blogger has already been established — but here’s a curious little item from the University of Texas student paper with which I am going to leave you before biffing […]
In a recent post I described an antifeminist magazine columnist as a “porn apologist” for suggesting that women should be all gung-ho to sex up in porn drag to make their men happy in the sack. A commenter then used the term “fucking rape apologist” to describe this columnist. Which prompted yet another commenter to […]
Women’s essential receptacleness affirmed independently by separate jagoffs
Published July 12th, 2008 in Women hate you, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 100 CommentsBlamer Monika informs me that this ‘male feminist’ Kyle Payne dude links to I Blame the Patriarchy on his male feminist anti-rape blog.
Eeww. I need a hot shower.
Who is Kyle Payne?
An Iowa blogger who claimed to use activism and education to promote “a more just and life-affirming culture of sexuality” for women, especially those women […]
Canada anoints dude
Published July 11th, 2008 in Dear god what about the men?, Compulsory pregnancy, Politics and The State-Owned Uterus. 57 CommentsUnrelated bucolic photo of the day: my boyfriend Stanley on horse-shoeing day. He doesn’t grow any heel on his left fore. It’s so problematic!
Great Scott! Canada has handed out a big gold loving cup to a dude abortion rights activist! That’s right. Dr Henry Morgentaler, pioneer abortion provider, gallops home with an Order of Canada, […]
Stanley eating hay: my Number 1 Jam.
Nobody asked, but this is what I spend 9 hours a day looking at these days. Even if you don’t give a corn tortilla for hot bay horses with four white socks, you can see how looking at Stanley is more excellent than watching Dude TV, or reading blogs […]
Fuck Obama, fetus brown-noser
Published July 9th, 2008 in Politics, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 78 CommentsShall I rip my own mentally distressed head off now, or wait until after the election?
Barack Obama waxed not-so-poetic about late term abortion, the federal abortion ban and the validity of mental health exceptions in said ban to the Christian magazine Relevant last week, telling the interviewer that states should have the right to restrict […]
Nobody knows why, but from time to time there wells up from deep within veteran blamer rootlesscosmo’s beneficient magma the urge to share with me the unexpected poetical fillip of eerie, plaintive pleasantness. Perhaps he has surmised that there’s more to a spinster aunt than a blog, a couple of nieces, and a bagful of […]
Keep South Austin just gimme that countryside
Published July 7th, 2008 in Announcements, Varmint Center and El Rancho Deluxe. 20 CommentsAs is always the case when I forget I have a blog, I’ve been getting emails from concerned blamers who have gotten it into their heads that the reason I’m not posting regularly is that I have been out sick with cancer again. I am sincerely moved by your interest in my tumors, but the […]
Yeah, I watched TV again
Published July 5th, 2008 in Men Hate You, The Beauty Ultimatum, Mass Media, Sexploitation and Femininity. 51 CommentsYou know how spinster aunts love to lounge around on or about the TempurPedic eating Cool Whip and watching TV. Today I saw a series of programs on the E! channel. The E! channel, for those blamers who obstinately decline to monitor world misogyny via American television, consists, even more transparently than most other channels, […]
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