To accommodate those blamers who just don’t like to read all that much, I’m changing the format of I Blame the Patriarchy. From now on it’s gonna be one of those blogs that just posts YouTube videos!
If you’re going to watch the video below, I’d advise doing so before you eat your organic aerosol waffle. If you’re not going to watch it, I will summarize for you:
Bush 1 tells tasteless and unoriginal feminists-are-ugly joke that brings down the house. Clinton (Bill), following the old coot at the podium, can’t contain his hilarity, and gets laughs lamenting that he could never get away with such a fucking great joke. Then he tells a joke comparing break dancers to dogs in need of worming, which — even though it doesn’t contain anything so inherently hilarious as ugly feminists — if you ask me, he doesn’t really get away with either.
Those two guys — like all white guy elites — are just like peas and carrots, peas and carrots. Clinton (Bill) has always been a loathsome pig of the first water. One of the irksome little things that used to niggle my lobe during W’s reign of terror was the constant liberal refrain “I miss Bill!”
Ann Richards is the only politician I could ever stand.
[Via Feministe and lonely island dweller Anushka]