While I flit off on an important farming mission today, here are a few dangling IUD strings for your consideration: Blamer threatens to share anecdotes Blamer sevanetta — another of our Aussies — who works in gender equality in government, recently indicated in a comment that she has “anecdotes galore” concerning the astonishing gender-issues ignorance …
Monthly Archive: January 2009
Jan 22 2009
Godbag medical professional inflicts views on unsuspecting patient, with hilarious results!
Regular blamers have an iron grip on the notion that men hate women, but have been, on occasion, reluctant to accept the categorization of certain of my posts under the banner “Women Hate You.” Supposedly the concept is divisive or anti-woman or something. Faugh, I say. Plenty of women do hate you, vehemently, and for …
Jan 21 2009
New study explains women!
You sexually unfulfilled girls will be happy to know that your problem has been analyzed by brilliant evolutionary psychologists at the University of Newcastle who have been working round the clock to unlock the unknowable mysteries of women’s orgasmicality. Their conclusion: You have not been boning wealthy men. Rich dudes, quoth the sexperts, are able …
Jan 14 2009
Old crones get bum’s rush in Transplant-land
I’ve been called away on an aunting emergency, but before I waddle off into the wild blue, let me acquaint you with this particularly repellent little dollop of discrimination: older women are less likely than men to be listed for kidney transplants. Women over 75, in fact, are 59% less likely to be listed than …
Jan 13 2009
I lived to laugh another day
Let’s face it, spinster aunts lead pretty exciting, action-packed lives. We barely have time to enjoy a healthy breakfast and express the dog’s anal sacs before rushing out to the patio with a cup of coffee to watch the deer wander by, much less hunch over a desk all day reading blogs. We especially don’t …
Jan 13 2009
Dispatch from the 100 Best Gender Studies Blogs department
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: 93.7% of 21st century feminist time is wasted reassuring people that feminists don’t hate men. I’ve also said this before and I’ll say it again: the link to a synopsis of the Twisty Worldview is right there in the sidebar; why will nobody ever read it? …
Jan 12 2009
CultWatch ’09: the happy harems of British Columbia
Just the other day you were saying to yourself, hey, I sure do wish Twisty would write an essay on Canadian polygamists. Well, wish no more! The great day is come. Having just slogged through a few articles sent down from British Columbia by blamer Mearl, I flick the Twisty chin at couple of Latter …
Jan 09 2009
Spinster aunt posts link
A propos of funfeminism, blamer Shambles sends along this amusing link.
Jan 09 2009
Regret
It’s always a pleasure to see an armadillo that isn’t smashed on the road. Fun armadillo facts: they are related to sloths and anteaters, and are the only species of this order in Texas (or in all of North America for that matter). They can inflate themselves to cross bodies of water. 15% of armadillos …
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