I had about 53 kittens when I made this astonishing discovery, but the truth will out: it has come to my attention that I have been using the word pedantic incorrectly all these years.
It turns out that pedantic denotes a massively different condition than I’d thought: “over-precise and supercilious.” What I’ve always intended to convey when employing pedantic is “authoritarian and supercilious.”
The Blame Agreement on the comments page will be corrected to reflect this momentous breakthrough in my grasp of the mother tongue.
The irony — that I myself may be accurately described as pedantic, ostentatiously bookish, and given to excessively subtle reasoning — is not lost on me.
That is all.


29 comments
Claire (CJ)
February 17, 2009 at 11:17 am (UTC -6)
Twisty, if I had a dollar for every time I misused a word…
No worries. We all knew what you meant.
Love,
CJ.
PhysioProf
February 17, 2009 at 11:36 am (UTC -6)
Looking at the early usages in the OED, the notion of authoritarianism–or at least the wielding of the power of status-based authority–appears to be part of the history of the word:
Twisty
February 17, 2009 at 11:49 am (UTC -6)
Very funny.
Kerry
February 17, 2009 at 12:13 pm (UTC -6)
One of my favorite parts about the word pedantic has always been that if you’re someone who uses it, you kind of *are* it. So awesome!
D.
February 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm (UTC -6)
You say that like it’s a bad thing. (*grin*)
We do not have to apologize for having a brain or a vocabulary. (I remember the advanced-degreed people I, er, hung around tendering me an awkward compliment about my use of a word little undegreed me had picked up from wide reading because they didn’t know it.)
Signed, Another Proud Pedant
Anna Belle
February 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm (UTC -6)
LMAO. From one pedant to another, of course.
yttik
February 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm (UTC -6)
Twisty must be having fun with the term “mother tongue” because if there ever was such a thing, it was lost a long time ago.
Language is so rooted in patriarchal notions, I often enjoy completely murdering it.
Orange
February 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm (UTC -6)
Yeah, yttik, I’m trying to assemble a list of patriarchally rooted language. I think it’s gonna be a long list, what with the words that shunt women to the side (chairman!), debase women (bitch), place women in particular positions (maid, mistress) that lack male equivalents in our language, and otherwise make it clear that man and woman are entirely different things and that human = man. Click the “Orange” link if you want to toss your favorite examples of gendered language my way.
Pedants are annoying if they disagree with me but oh so right if they agree with me.
norbizness
February 17, 2009 at 3:28 pm (UTC -6)
“Pedantic? I never heard that word before I moved to IBTP.”
“I don’t know why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.”
orlando
February 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm (UTC -6)
Now do you think we can get the world back on track with decimated?
derrp
February 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm (UTC -6)
I always thought that when Twisty used the term Fucking Pedantic Asshole, it was the Fucking/Asshole part that indicated authoritarianism. To distinguish FPAs from other pedants.
thebewilderness
February 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm (UTC -6)
I think that it is too late for decimated to ever get back to one in ten.
Believe, as a substitute for think, has been my pet peeve for the past thirty years.
Now if I can just figure out how to start every comment with a word other than I. Criminy.
Hedgepig
February 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm (UTC -6)
Often when we start a sentence with I it’s because we’re saying “I think”, which is a shorthand for “I’m not claiming to be pronouncing The Truth, I’m giving my opinion.” Actually, I often go back and put “I think” at the beginning of what I’ve written so I don’t sound too bossy. Is that effete of me? (I’m not going to do it to this one, I’m not, I’m not).
And I agree with orlando, we need to stop decimating the English language by using decimate incorrectly.
Nolabelfits
February 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm (UTC -6)
Orange,
Some years back I had a seasonal job as a maid in a wilderness hotel that had employees from all over the country. When we all were hired, we were generically assigned to “housekeeping,” and were then assigned to different areas. (Laundry, drivers, maids, etc.) Well, it turned out they had hired alot of dudes, and none of them wanted the maid jobs, because they all felt demeaned by being called maids, so to accomodate their egos the job title was officially changed to “Roomsworker.” An improvement perhaps, but of course it was done to accomodate the dudes.
atheistwoman
February 17, 2009 at 4:51 pm (UTC -6)
I think the word ‘pat’ronizing was what you were looking for? This, all in all, would be quite fitting if not necessarily ironic.
orlando
February 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm (UTC -6)
Nolabelfits, let me guess, none of the women got assigned to be drivers, mmmm?
Nolabelfits
February 17, 2009 at 5:38 pm (UTC -6)
Orlando,
You are absolutely correct.
Twisty
February 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm (UTC -6)
Hedgepig: “Often when we start a sentence with I it’s because we’re saying “I think”, which is a shorthand for “I’m not claiming to be pronouncing The Truth, I’m giving my opinion.””
The thing is, it’s a given that whatever you write is your opinion, unless you are quoting or paraphrasing someone else, or otherwise referencing an outside source. There are exceptions, of course, but “I think” is almost always unnecessary, and can even dilute the strength of your argument.
I stuck that little “don’t begin with ‘I’” suggestion in there to encourage commenters to focus on the issues rather than on themselves. I’m not against personal anecdotes, but they’re most effective when backing up a thesis statement.
Lindsay
February 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm (UTC -6)
Your apparent intolerance for pedantry had worried me, it’s true, but I took heart from the fact that you only prohibited “fucking pedantic assholes” from posting.
While all fucking pedantic assholes are (necessarily!) pedants, not all pedants are fucking pedantic assholes.
As it is a cherished article of faith with me that I am a pedant of the non-assholish variety, your prohibition on Fucking Pedantic Asshole commenters did not discourage me from lurking here, or even sometimes commenting.
incognotter
February 17, 2009 at 7:57 pm (UTC -6)
After we overthrow the P can we relieve “leisurely” of it’s recently acquired adverbial status?
PhysioProf
February 17, 2009 at 9:11 pm (UTC -6)
What’s the hurry?
rootlesscosmo
February 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm (UTC -6)
Hail the glorious worker-pedant united front!
Orange
February 17, 2009 at 11:17 pm (UTC -6)
If you look up “pedant” in the dictionary, it cites the example of giving a rat’s ass about current usage of “decimate” as the key deciding factor as to pedant vs. not pedant. True story!
I think I was on a cruise this winter. Yes, I was. Anyway, most of the maids on our floor were men from India. The ship’s term for the folks doing that job was “stateroom host or hostess”—thank the good lord they kept that optional -ess around because we all know “host” is a super-macho manly-man title that can never be applied to a woman. Sounds like they sat in our cabins and invited us in for drinks, doesn’t it?
VibratingLiz
February 17, 2009 at 11:38 pm (UTC -6)
I think I was on a cruise this winter. Yes, I was.
Cracked me up.
orlando
February 18, 2009 at 1:37 am (UTC -6)
Rat’s arse, if you please.
slythwolf
February 18, 2009 at 3:02 am (UTC -6)
I got nothing against pedantry, in moderation, as long as it ain’t pompous pedantry.
Donna
February 18, 2009 at 3:28 am (UTC -6)
Twisty. I love you. Have been too uptight too mention it before. And, who knows, maybe it’s the wine speaking. But I really do.
Kuleana
February 18, 2009 at 9:15 pm (UTC -6)
May I have some of those kittens? My room is very cold, and they could help keep me warm at night. I promise I’ll take excellent care of them!
Also, I was guilty yesterday of not knowing the difference between a spoke and a chain on a bike, despite the fact that I rode a bike almost every day during my childhood. I think I need a chaperone when speaking the English language. (Appropriately, I have just found out from Firefox that “chaperon” is the more accepted spelling of that word. Note, however, that I still do not use the more accepted spelling in context.)
Gertrude Strine
February 18, 2009 at 10:51 pm (UTC -6)
Tasty irony.
Very funny.
This font in the comments entry formbox is nauseating.