Comments on: Spinster aunt says “fuck this” and “fuck that”

By: zelda1

zelda1 — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:07:36 +0000

I’m still resenting wearing that damn bra thing and wish I could get by with just letting the girls flop as they might. So, I must agree, fuck the fashion freaks, fuck the Mangy Monarchy, and fuck that shit too.

By: gerda

gerda — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:42:38 +0000

oh, and on the original topic, looks like our bess loved your michelle to bits. not often she gets to meet real people outside the horsey stuff. you should see her maj. in her horsey gear, she looks like the cleaning lady.

By: gerda

gerda — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:38:44 +0000

i dont want a baby that looks like that

ewww not a nice song people… catholic guilt in birmingham pub – never pretty. i used to drink in there, apparently a girl had a miscarriage in the loos and carried the product about for a bit showing it to people – like you would, i know the feeling. trust some gobby geezers to write a song about it.

Kinder, Kirche, Kuche, Kleidung, Kalorien. love it. i’ll pass that on to my german sis in law. she could do with a bit of bucking up, cleans the kitchen floor every day ffs.

By: Antoinette Niebieszczanski

Antoinette Niebieszczanski — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:58:37 +0000

An advantage of still needing to wear my winter coat in almost-mid-April is the absence of fire ants. I can’t decide which is worse.

And may fire ants infest Mr. DeLaRenta’s tanning booth.

By: Hattie

Hattie — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:41:00 +0000

Fire ants have shown up in the mulch at our green waste facility!!!
Pray for us.

By: VibratingLiz

VibratingLiz — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:24:21 +0000

Hahaha. “Mrs. A” would of course be the dreaded superbug Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. Not quite as bad as MRAS, but almost.

By: Orange

Orange — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:52:44 +0000

P.S. Hey, Vibrating Liz: Who is this Mrs. A you allude to?

By: Orange

Orange — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:51:51 +0000

Jezebella, I just got home from a week in N.O. tonight. Most irksome: Waiters, restaurant hosts, and cashiers of both genders were much inclined to address me and my long-haired little boy as “you ladies.” Southern gentility (or gender normativity, whichever is more to blame) can go fuck itself, y’all.

Michelle Obama has an Ivy League degree or two and a legal background, and she tabled her career only recently. It’s too bad that (a) the media is obsessed with her clothes and upper arms, and (b) the right-wingers were so rabidly critical of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s active role in Bill’s administration that the Obamas ran in the opposite direction, proclaiming that Michelle Obama was gonna focus on being a mom and espousing good causes and certainly NOT take an active role in her husband’s administration. She worked for University of Chicago Hospitals for years–you don’t think she’d have something to contribute on universal health care?

By: VibratingLiz

VibratingLiz — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:50:48 +0000

Acronyms are even more fun with dyslexic bifocals. For ages I thought Twisty didn’t want no MRSA in her car. Well eww, who the hell does? Break out the bleach!

By: Comrade PhysioProf

Comrade PhysioProf — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:36:20 +0000

CoolAunt, would you mind using more acronyms and initials? I can still sort of understand what you’re saying.

HAHAHAHAHAH! Twisty, you should read some of the shit we publish from my lab. Half the time *I* don’t even know what the fuck we’re talking about. Thankfully, my trainees do.