Speaking of film, here’s the latest release from Spinster Studios 24-Hour Emergency Art-O-Mat, iPhone Cinema Department. It’s a dilly.
Remember how there was an adorable puppy gonna show up here at El Rancho Deluxe? Well, she showed up. A yella lab. Call her Fran. The credit for this excellent name belongs entirely to my pal Erin, who once had a cantankerous old American Eskimo named Fran, a tragically noble animal I always pretended to dislike.
Although now that I think about it, I actually did dislike that dog. She was a senile old bite machine.