Comments on: Heartwarming Nature Crap: Ants Baffle Aunt

By: Spectacular Time « Stump Lane

Spectacular Time « Stump Lane — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 02:11:11 +0000

[...] As a child I’d sometimes spend hours watching ants, just as my favorite, and the internet’s most beloved, heart-warming nature crap-uralist is wont to do: Not only do red harvester ants denude vast acreages, they construct gravel highways leading in and out of the crop circles that stretch for miles and miles (when you adjust for the size of the ant). [Jill @ IBTP] [...]

By: Stump Lane — Spectacular Time

Stump Lane — Spectacular Time — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:39:36 +0000

By: Cranky Old Coot

Cranky Old Coot — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:23:57 +0000

Them!!! Theeemm!!! Theeeemmm!!

By: Larkspur

Larkspur — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:26:53 +0000

Preserving stuff for your own enjoyment for the duration of your existence, to be cast into the rubbish tip by those left to clean up your ephemera is next to dogliness, too.

By: Hedgepig

Hedgepig — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:34:56 +0000

Come to think of it, I didn’t mean for posterity, I meant for my own enjoyment for the duration of my existence, to be cast into the rubbish tip by those left to clean up my ephemera. So I might just print it out on a piece of acid-drenched paper and stick it above the couch with bluetack.

By: Ron Sullivan

Ron Sullivan — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:06:31 +0000

pursing her lips and passive-aggressively disapproving

In some circles that’s known as “cat-butt face.” You could tell your mom.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:33:36 +0000

Lawdy, now whenever I read your writing the voice is gonna have a twang.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:48:27 +0000

“I’m considering learning needlework in order to preserve this gem for posterity”

Preserving shit for posterity is what the internet is for. I’m told anything you type on here will moulder forever.

Needlework, on the other hand, is a lot like industriousness, is all I’m sayin.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:44:38 +0000

“Hm, do ye suppose there are folks who don’t realize that “Jill”, like “Aunt” is often a 2-syllable word?”

My sibling Tidy both spells and pronounces my name “Jee-ul.”

By: Hedgepig

Hedgepig — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:26:37 +0000

“Indolence is next to dogliness”

I’m considering learning needlework in order to preserve this gem for posterity.