Email from David Finnigan to twisty.faster
Sun, Nov 29, 2009 at 5:10 PM
paragraphs like this:
‘Compulsory feminism, unlike the heartwarming compulsory capital ‘M’ misogyny the shoving down of which our throats are all accustomed to, is apparently nothing short of child abuse. One nervous misogynist, Australian Family Association spokesman John Morrissey, blurts with swaggering bravado that “strident feminist propaganda won’t wash with boys,” but he nevertheless vigorously opposes the program; apparently his confidence in the red-blooded Australian boy’s natural aversion to strident feminist propaganda is not 100%. He is anxious that some strident feminism might work its way in through the chinks. The “feminisation” of boys is already a Number 1 red-alert crisis situation, given the declining population of male teachers in schools. The fear that oppression-sensitivity training will pussywhip boys into a class of oppressed autobot pansies is not confined to Australian Family Association spokesman John Morrissey.’
are why IBTP is one of the best things on the web.
That’s really more to do with what an arid wasteland the rest of the internet is than anything else, but you know, good work.
Dear David Finnigan,
Thank you for taking the time to evaluate my paragraphs in terms of the rest of the Internet, and for sending the results of your evaluation to me. I don’t know when I’ve received so lukewarm a compliment!
No, wait, I think do know. It was the last time a dude emailed me.
I’m so grateful to you for your acknowledgment of my paragraphs, I just really wanna fuck you. Ya know, when women email me, it’s like my paragraphs don’t even exist. They’re all “I love your giant brain and I would so make out with you.” What a bunch of sluts!