So, since I have no time to post — and by the way, not posting is the new posting, in case you were wondering about all this crapola I’ve been publishing lately — here are a few Seinfeld bits that you may find pleasantly amusing.
I had never seen the clear toilet seats to which he alludes, so I Googled it. I was floored by the astonishing variety of acrylic toilet seats with stuff embedded in’em available for purchase on the modern Internet. Sea horses, ducks, skulls, and of course, money. If only I had 37 bathrooms. I would put a different stuff-embedded acrylic toilet seat in every one.