Spinster HQ is all blumped up again today. I don’t, for example, have time to tell you that bleeding heart liberal Tom Petty is cheesed off at Michele Bachmann for using his song “American Girl” as exit music at her rallies. So I invited my sidekick Stingray to guest-post on the Republican excrescence/presidential candidate who avers that “not all cultures are equal,” that the Founding Fathers strove tirelessly throughout their lives to end slavery, and that hundreds of Nobel Prize-winning scientists “believe” in intelligent design. La Stinga, who apparently has a pretty full dance card, hasn’t coughed up this essay yet, so I throw the subject into your capable hands.
No need to limit yourself to Bachmann, though. Go wild. Be delightful. Eschew ellipses. I’ll catch you on the flip-flop.