I Blame The Patriarchy

Twisty Faster, a non-heterosexual white atheist spinster aunt, has been bloviating about feminist issues since the last century. She became an Internet Feminist in 2004. The offices and laboratories of Spinster Aunt HQ are located at El Rancho Deluxe, a small wildlife preserve in picturesque Cottonmouth County, Texas. When she isn’t looking after two dogs, three horses, and one mother, Twisty biffs off to Austin to cram in some Home Slice pizza and do the butt-dance with her nieces Finn and Rotel. Her other interests include melancholy photography, wild birds, wild bugs, wild fish, wild mammals, wild plants, and crispy foods.

Twisty was over-educated in the dude-centric humanities in Dallas and St. Louis, and has worked as an office temp, a broom-pusher in a mobile home factory, a bartender, a scenester, a restaurant critic, a rock star, and a breast cancer patient. She has a sibling named Tidy, a sidekick named Stingray, a secretary named Phil, and a ranch hand named Chuck. The chef position is still open.

Twisty is roughly half a century old.