Archive for the 'Compulsory pregnancy' Category

Fetuslove, Canadian-style

As a Texan lesbo spinster aunt, I am the world’s leading authority on Canadian abortion law, so when I got an mass email from Bonnie Gembey at LEAF Manitoba that said, “Ladies, the Harper government is up to its usual shenanigans again,” I knew just what to do.
I went straight to Google and looked up […]

Same oppressive paradigm, different fascists. No wait, it’s the same fascists

Remember the old days — they were good old days, weren’t they? — when you could make a prank call from your own phone and get away with it because nobody had invented Caller ID yet?
Remember when you were at work and could look at Peter Pan guy [MIDI soundtrack alert] or whatever cute, pornulational, […]

UterusWatch 2007

Fans of compulsory pregnancy should be pleased that a new law in Missouri, taking effect next week, will put the government all up in women’s business and further solidify the state’s claim to ownership of American uteruses. The law twists the coathanger in several gruesome and trendy directions. For instance, suddenly abortion clinics will have […]

The right to choose mini-storage

Blamer Maria sends in this link to a photo of a Manhattan billboard. The billboard advertises mini-storage. It has a picture of a wire clothes hanger and the words “Your closet space is shrinking as fast as her right to choose.”
It’s delightful the way the hanger image is a sort of visual double-entendre. Abortion, closet […]

Ratzi a-go-go

Pope Ratzi’s sinister familiar keeps an eye on me 24/7.
Speaking of creepy beanie-headed woman-hating mystics, Pope Ratzi is currently evangelizing in Brazil, where he has reiterated to thunderous applause his support for compulsory pregnancy and the uninterrupted practice of Catholic doctrine defining women as meat envelopes.
His remarks come in the wake of groundbreaking revolutionary doin’s […]

Just added: exciting new FAQs

The spinster aunt expresses her views on the MRA agenda.
What’s an ‘MRA’?
Massively [W]rong Asshole. Or men’s rights activist.
Why don’ the Odd Lady want none of them in her car?
MRAs are patriarchy-deniers. The ideologies of this violent and knobbish subset of the Male Dominion spring from male fear of women’s personal sovereignty, and manifest in practice […]

Kompulsory pregnancy komedy korner

I ripped this off from I don’t care much for that.
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