As a Texan lesbo spinster aunt, I am the world’s leading authority on Canadian abortion law, so when I got an mass email from Bonnie Gembey at LEAF Manitoba that said, “Ladies, the Harper government is up to its usual shenanigans again,” I knew just what to do.
I went straight to Google and looked up […]
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Fetuslove, Canadian-style
Published April 28th, 2008 in Compulsory pregnancy, Politics, Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 52 CommentsAtheist go home
Published April 11th, 2008 in Mind-blowing, Knobjectivism and Godbagism. 62 CommentsThe spinster aunt is, I suppose, what is generally described as an “atheist.” The term is regarded with a narrowed eye here at Blaming HQ, on accounta it presumes a natural state of “theism” from which the “atheist” is deviant. The dominant culture — is there anything the dominant culture can’t do? — forces […]
Godbag sects duke it out for top honors in global reproduction contest
Published March 31st, 2008 in Godbagism and The State-Owned Uterus. 37 CommentsVia Reuters: The global population of misogynist cultists labeled “Muslim” have, at 19.2%, edged out longtime frontrunners the Roman Catholics (now just 17.4%) in the perennial struggle for world domination in the high-stakes My Subtle Variant of the Fairy Tale Is Truer Than Yours competition. What’s the secret of their success? Let’s ask Monsignor Vittorio […]
Wackaloon
Published March 22nd, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot, Blogulation, Godbagism and Easy Persiflage. 12 CommentsOf the vast oceans of commentary occasioned by felonious underworld figure PZ Myers’ recent ironical expulsion from a private screening of a godbag-made anti-evolution film (while, mysteriously, his partner in crime, Richard Dawkins, was allowed to attend unmolested by creationists), none is more whimsically titled than that of sometime blamer PhysioProf, whose post Ridiculous Demented […]
Florida to consider actually educating public school students
Published February 18th, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 34 CommentsI was thumbing through the internet this afternoon when I happened across an editorial at Tallahassee.com urging support for evolution studies in Florida public schools. I’m constantly losing track of which states prefer that their school children become the laughingstocks of the modern world by teaching them mystical fairy tales in science class, but apparently […]
Delusional godbags vow to spam nonbelievers for eternity
Published September 5th, 2007 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 102 CommentsHave you seen this thing? I wish I had found this hilarious website back when I was suffering an attack of unsightly butt-boils; never did a spinster aunt’s ass more sorely need to be laughed off.
You will laugh your ass off when you grasp the premise of the ludicrous raptureletters.com. It promises sanctimonious […]
I was lying dormant around the patio at Flipnotics the other day, listening to Stingray decant her anguished soul of bilious stories about the racist old bat she works with, when suddenly there hove into view this strolling Jesus dude. He wore a Jesus outfit and, somewhat hilariously, bore his Jesus propaganda not like a […]
The Procrastination Chronicles
Published August 20th, 2007 in Godbagism, Blogulation, Men Hate You, Mass Media, Sexploitation and Varmint Center. 30 CommentsToday’s unrelated arachnid predation photo: Spinybacked orbweaver weaves orb outside Twisty kitchen window; eats head off bee. Gasteracantha cancriformis, North South Austin, August 2007.
As longtime readers know, so that I can stay on top of developments in my field, Google sends me news’n’blog alerts, to the tune of hundreds a day, on topics relevant to […]
GodbagWatch ‘07: Church of England totes the company barge
Published June 5th, 2007 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 71 CommentsC of E head of education The Rev Jan Ainsworth says that ’state juvy warehouses might wish to brainwash their defenseless inmates with the myth of creationism in science class. Why? Because cognitive dysfunctionals have different ways of looking at bald-faced lies promulgated by delusional old dudes.”
No wait, that was the Twistulator’s automated translation. […]
Ratzi a-go-go
Published May 10th, 2007 in Compulsory pregnancy, Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 62 CommentsPope Ratzi’s sinister familiar keeps an eye on me 24/7.
Speaking of creepy beanie-headed woman-hating mystics, Pope Ratzi is currently evangelizing in Brazil, where he has reiterated to thunderous applause his support for compulsory pregnancy and the uninterrupted practice of Catholic doctrine defining women as meat envelopes.
His remarks come in the wake of groundbreaking revolutionary doin’s […]
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