Of the vast oceans of commentary occasioned by felonious underworld figure PZ Myers’ recent ironical expulsion from a private screening of a godbag-made anti-evolution film (while, mysteriously, his partner in crime, Richard Dawkins, was allowed to attend unmolested by creationists), none is more whimsically titled than that of sometime blamer PhysioProf, whose post Ridiculous Demented […]
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Published March 22nd, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot, Blogulation, Godbagism and Easy Persiflage. 12 CommentsFlorida to consider actually educating public school students
Published February 18th, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 34 CommentsI was thumbing through the internet this afternoon when I happened across an editorial at Tallahassee.com urging support for evolution studies in Florida public schools. I’m constantly losing track of which states prefer that their school children become the laughingstocks of the modern world by teaching them mystical fairy tales in science class, but apparently […]
Delusional godbags vow to spam nonbelievers for eternity
Published September 5th, 2007 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 102 CommentsHave you seen this thing? I wish I had found this hilarious website back when I was suffering an attack of unsightly butt-boils; never did a spinster aunt’s ass more sorely need to be laughed off.
You will laugh your ass off when you grasp the premise of the ludicrous raptureletters.com. It promises sanctimonious […]
GodbagWatch ‘07: Church of England totes the company barge
Published June 5th, 2007 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 71 CommentsC of E head of education The Rev Jan Ainsworth says that ’state juvy warehouses might wish to brainwash their defenseless inmates with the myth of creationism in science class. Why? Because cognitive dysfunctionals have different ways of looking at bald-faced lies promulgated by delusional old dudes.”
No wait, that was the Twistulator’s automated translation. […]
Media Actually Report On This With A Straight Face
Published April 12th, 2005 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 0 CommentsHappy wet Mormon teens baptizing Hitler
Well, the Mormons are going around baptizing dead people again, and if you ask me, they’re really on to something.
Not that these renegade teenage Mormon baptizers aren’t tools. Far from it! Their whole religion is based on a priapic nutjob who had 33 wives and held séances with a magic […]
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