I just found out that homosexuality is “an unnatural form of prostitution.” A pointy-headed Latvian Roman Catholic poobah, his synapses electrified with secret shibboleths whispered into his crusty ear by the ghost of a dead Jew from the Roman Empire, declined to enlighten the masses as to just what sort of prostitution he does consider […]
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Hating is fun-damental
Published May 10th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender and Godbagism. 22 CommentsAll things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth. — that putz Nietzsche
It is with curled lip and bloodshot eye that I anticipate a total lack of surprise at the news that last month a 17-year-old Iraqi girl was stoned to death in […]
Because Jesus loves you even if you are really, really good-looking
Published March 17th, 2007 in Godbagism. 49 CommentsSadly, Models for Christ is not, as I’d first thought, a support forum for the sandy-haired, blue-eyed white dudes who dress up in Jesus-togas for Xian propaganda photo shoots, but it’s still pretty funny, if, like me, you get a chuckle out of the inexplicably universal belief that an invisible dead Jew from the Roman […]
Over 1,000,000 served
Published February 23rd, 2007 in Godbagism, Announcements, Morsel Institute and Austin. 37 CommentsChile con queso con rajas at El Chile in East Austin. Departing somewhat from the standard Velveeta model, the queso at El Chile appears to contain, in part, queso.
It was one of those momentous moments that, had anyone been conscious when it ensued, would not soon have been forgotten. I allude to the stately occasion […]
Wal-Mart: supporting a pharmacist’s right to choose
Published February 16th, 2007 in Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 81 CommentsYesterday NARAL sent out an action alert. It told the following miserable tale: A woman named Tashina Byrd went to a Springfield, Ohio Wal-Mart to get a dose of Plan B, and was dee-nied. The pharmacist, according to the Akron Beacon Journal, “shook his head and laughed.” NARAL quite reasonably wishes to curb derisive pharmacal […]
Speculative fiction
Published February 14th, 2007 in Godbagism, Mass Media and Morsel Institute. 41 CommentsStingray applies liquid sunbeams to a pork tenderloin taco at the indispensable TacoDeli, which taco stand is the principal force in a spinster aunt’s being.
There are gaps in my intelligence on the recent Amanda Marcotte/Shakes Sis/psychotic godbag/American Political Machine episode. I am not in possession of all the facts. For instance, was there a train? […]
Media Actually Report On This With A Straight Face
Published April 12th, 2005 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot and Godbagism. 0 CommentsHappy wet Mormon teens baptizing Hitler
Well, the Mormons are going around baptizing dead people again, and if you ask me, they’re really on to something.
Not that these renegade teenage Mormon baptizers aren’t tools. Far from it! Their whole religion is based on a priapic nutjob who had 33 wives and held séances with a magic […]
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