How about this for a snappy headline:
Dead sperm donor liable for lesbian child support
What, exactly, is “lesbian child support,” you are undoubtedly asking yourself.
You’ll never guess, so I’ll tell you. It’s just regular old child support — the kind dudes never want to pay. Why does The Daily Telegraph call it “lesbian child support”? I […]
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Lesbians! Death! Babies!
Published May 10th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender and Mass Media. 68 CommentsHating is fun-damental
Published May 10th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender and Godbagism. 22 CommentsI just found out that homosexuality is “an unnatural form of prostitution.” A pointy-headed Latvian Roman Catholic poobah, his synapses electrified with secret shibboleths whispered into his crusty ear by the ghost of a dead Jew from the Roman Empire, declined to enlighten the masses as to just what sort of prostitution he does consider […]
Breaking news: Study shows women are “worse”
Published April 21st, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender, Mass Media and Junk Studies. 72 CommentsThank the lard for websites like The Sydney Morning Herald. Without them, I might have lived out my days in ignorance of important American sexcientific research proving once and for all that “women are worse oglers than men.”*
Researchers used impressive “eye-tracking technology” to suggest that when men are shown things like “sexual stimuli” or […]
Some notes on revolution
Published April 14th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender, Politics and Men Hate You. 351 CommentsWhile waiting for my rickety C-1000 super-automatic espresso machine to kick out the morning’s first cup of life-giving mud, I decided to skim through the responses to yesterday’s brief installment in the “Liberal Dudes Are Knobs” series. I was not surprised to see that some of the commentary reflects a somewhat unsophisticated grasp of the […]
Public meatloaves of Austin, now, sadly, with Garrison Keillor
Published March 15th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender, Morsel Institute and Austin. 108 CommentsSomewhat better than lutefisk: the loaf of meat at a new joint on South Congress called, I am sorry to say, The Woodland. It is the sort of place that sells plates of “comfort food” for $12, has a fake tree growing in the middle of the room, and alludes to whipped potatoes as […]
Stingray and the Old Bat
Published April 22nd, 2006 in Keep your bias off my gender, Femininity, Public Cans of Austin and Morsel Institute. 101 CommentsFried oysters (with fried calamari at the other end of the plate) at Ranch 616: highly edible
Stingray and I have embarked on the Fried Oyster Tour of Austin. The purpose of this endeavor is not so much to determine a gold medalist as it is to simply eat fried oysters as often as possible. Our […]
Boys’ Failure Directly Linked To Women’s Movement By Presumably Uneducated Colorado Teen
Published February 4th, 2006 in Knobjectivism, Keep your bias off my gender, Men Hate You, Femininity and Junk Studies. 85 Comments“Social philosopher and corporate consultant” Michael Gurian, the Dr Phil of boys’ rights activists
The “boys’ achievement gap” in education–you know the one where too many girls are on the honor roll?– is now a bona fide phenomenon, and the cure for it appears to be allowing the young excrescences to swing from the chandeliers at […]
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