When I finally slogged to the end of this essay (on how “average” men are deeply injured by activists who enjoin them to stop raping people), a cold, mirthless laugh erupted from the Twisty obstreperal lobe. The essay was signed “A.J. Cooke, junior English major.” Now it made sense.
I was a junior English major myself […]
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Junior English major pooh-poohs anti-violence campaign
Published May 3rd, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, Knobjectivism, Dear god what about the men?, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 36 CommentsObnoxious Female Feminist Korner
Published April 30th, 2008 in Knobjectivism and Dear god what about the men?. 82 CommentsThis guy, writing at the Guardian, is under the impression that, not only is feminism about “equality,” but that he should be awarded “full membership” in the “feminist movement.” Why? Because of, apparently, his “remarkable imagination and sense of empathy.”
Yeah, and I’ll be a woman of color blogger, too.
Opinionator Khaled Diab purports to speak for […]
Atheist go home
Published April 11th, 2008 in Mind-blowing, Knobjectivism and Godbagism. 63 CommentsThe spinster aunt is, I suppose, what is generally described as an “atheist.” The term is regarded with a narrowed eye here at Blaming HQ, on accounta it presumes a natural state of “theism” from which the “atheist” is deviant. The dominant culture — is there anything the dominant culture can’t do? — forces […]
“Noted female authorette” won’t “vote with vagina”
Published March 21st, 2008 in Knobjectivism and Femininity. 46 CommentsWhen Oprah minion/lapsed Jew/”spiritual activist” Marianne Williamson isn’t penning such inspirational classics as Emma and Mommy Talk to God and Enchanted Love: The Mystical Power of Intimate Relationships, she’s appearing on Rush Limbaugh — yeah, I thought he was dead, too, or at least in some sort of home — to explain “real feminist values.” […]
Spinster weighs in on Spitzer
Published March 14th, 2008 in Knobjectivism, Politics, Men Hate You, Mass Media and Sexploitation. 71 CommentsI’ve been away from my desk, but even without having spent the past 4 days jacked into the blogular Matrix of Snipe I know there have already been 57,932 posts about Eliot Spitzer. Here’s 57,933. Sorry.
But the reader can dance the rhumba of relief, because I’m not gonna dwell on the surpassing extent to which […]
Apparently only virgins can publish books now
Published February 21st, 2008 in Knobjectivism, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 50 CommentsCheck out this clip of TV newsblob/patriarchal minion Diane Sawyer questioning Madonna’s 1st Amendment rights. Why is Sawyer trying to keep a sister down? Because 15 years ago Madonna published a saucy coffee table book depicting simulations of human sex acts, that’s why. Which of course completely invalidates whatever claim to fully human status Madonna […]
Pimpetarians of the Great Northwest
Published February 21st, 2008 in Knobjectivism, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 22 CommentsGreat news for guilt-ridden pornsick knobs and the soy-addled hot babes who give’em lap dances: the vegan strip club. At this Portland, OR depot for human degradation, the strippers don’t wear leather, and the menu features fajitas made with fake meat. However, according to a writer who attended the grand opening, tofurkey wasn’t exactly the […]
Boys’ Failure Directly Linked To Women’s Movement By Presumably Uneducated Colorado Teen
Published February 4th, 2006 in Knobjectivism, Keep your bias off my gender, Men Hate You, Femininity and Junk Studies. 85 Comments“Social philosopher and corporate consultant” Michael Gurian, the Dr Phil of boys’ rights activists
The “boys’ achievement gap” in education–you know the one where too many girls are on the honor roll?– is now a bona fide phenomenon, and the cure for it appears to be allowing the young excrescences to swing from the chandeliers at […]
The Pie Fight Chronicles, Part II
Published June 10th, 2005 in Knobjectivism, Strawfeminism, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 24 CommentsGosh, Ginger, smearing pie all over you on cable TV is totally an expression of my sexuality. I’ve never felt so alive.
Part II: The Hinge of Fate | Read Part I
I rarely read DailyKos; its fratboy zeitgeist is too circle-jerky for my taste, and the commenters’ obsession with ratings, as well as their deep conviction […]
The Pie Fight Chronicles
Published June 9th, 2005 in Knobjectivism, Strawfeminism, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 3 CommentsFig. 13. Hot castaway-on-castaway axxxion!!!
Part I: The Gathering Storm
Who doesn’t enjoy Burnt Orange Report, the popular Texas politics blog run by a handful of plucky, knowledgeable, articulate UT student Democrats? They are very serious about it, which is admirable, considering that Texas has the most dreadfully comical politics of any state in the union.
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