Fans of compulsory pregnancy should be pleased that a new law in Missouri, taking effect next week, will put the government all up in women’s business and further solidify the state’s claim to ownership of American uteruses. The law twists the coathanger in several gruesome and trendy directions. For instance, suddenly abortion clinics will have […]
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UterusWatch 2007
Published August 19th, 2007 in Dear god what about the men?, Compulsory pregnancy, Politics and The State-Owned Uterus. 42 CommentsI’m still off duty, but goddammit, some political gasbag on the radio has proclaimed a National Day of Mourning for the murdered Virginia Tech students. On such occasions the first thought that coils up in my obstreperal lobe, ready to spring, is this: oh please.
I hope I don’t shock the delicate reader with my imperfectly […]
Some notes on revolution
Published April 14th, 2007 in Keep your bias off my gender, Politics and Men Hate You. 352 CommentsWhile waiting for my rickety C-1000 super-automatic espresso machine to kick out the morning’s first cup of life-giving mud, I decided to skim through the responses to yesterday’s brief installment in the “Liberal Dudes Are Knobs” series. I was not surprised to see that some of the commentary reflects a somewhat unsophisticated grasp of the […]
Because they function as the flappy lips of patriarchy, newspapers print almost nothing but updates on the crazy men who run the world, sappy sentimental bullshit, and asinine misogynist lies all the time. Yesterday’s Washington Post Op-Ed on the unfitness of women for military service combines all three in one nose-blowingly irritating essay.
In her nonsensical […]
Chicks-running-for-high-officewatch ‘07
Published February 25th, 2007 in Politics and Austin. 45 Comments Unrelated Live Music Capitol of the World photo of the day: the alley behind the Continental Club, South Austin, February 2007.
This isn’t the kind of post that drives traffic to the blog since it’s not about blow jobs, but it is nevertheless of some relevance to the patriarchy-blaming community that Mayan Quiché leftist/feminist/Nobel Peace […]
Horrid Man Honored With New Porn Verb
Published March 8th, 2006 in Politics, Men Hate You, Varmint Center and Easy Persiflage. 45 CommentsThis photo of Bert crashing into the dirt has nothing to do with today’s post
Day One of the Registration Drive was a smash! In fact, if registrations were dollars I’d have enough for a few bottles of 1990 vintage Dom Pérignon. Although I am a little disappointed that hardly anybody wrote a little profile full […]

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