Original image, sans caption, from PajamaGram dot com.
The annual capitalist pig run-up to Valentine’s Day leaves a particularly repellent aftertaste on the Twisty palate this year, so I will take a moment out of my idyllic agrarian schedule (did I mention that I bought a horse? And that I am considering dropping out of society […]
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Remember that buttmunch coffee drive-thru in Seattle where the baristas all have to dress like sexischoolgirls in order to deliver that all-important bodaciousness to their pornsick customers? Well, when the dude owner of a coffee joint in Monroe, WA decided to buy into the franchise, and revealed to the staff that they would now be […]
Sting-a-rama
Published August 23rd, 2007 in The megatheocorporatocracy and Sexploitation. 51 CommentsHold onto your hats. There’s police corruption in Kalamazoo.
I know; it’s hard to believe. As is the fact that it involves a 2003 “prostitute sting.” O how Americans, excepting those self-interested pornsick idealists who think legalizing it would solve all the problems of the universe, love love love a “prostitute sting.” Because just who do […]
The Procrastination Chronicles
Published August 20th, 2007 in Godbagism, Blogulation, Men Hate You, Mass Media, Sexploitation and Varmint Center. 30 CommentsToday’s unrelated arachnid predation photo: Spinybacked orbweaver weaves orb outside Twisty kitchen window; eats head off bee. Gasteracantha cancriformis, North South Austin, August 2007.
As longtime readers know, so that I can stay on top of developments in my field, Google sends me news’n’blog alerts, to the tune of hundreds a day, on topics relevant to […]
Enboobening the needy for the benefit of all: another episode in the normalization of prostitution
Published August 16th, 2007 in Sexploitation. 66 CommentsInternet pornographer Jason Gunstra’s desk accessories. Video capture from Yahoo!News “People of the Web: Hooter Heaven.”
Hurricane Erin is watering my lawn for me today, freeing me up to read wonderful things on the internet. Like the heartwarming story about another guy who pimps women on his “social website.” A true choice and master spirit of […]
Butt-swat Preservation Society goes to bat for jailed teen boys
Published July 29th, 2007 in Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 184 CommentsWhen superfluous quotation marks meet a public can of Austin: Hearts and Paws dog training facility, Leander TX.
I laughed the hollow, mirthless laugh of an obstreperally-blocked spinster aunt when I read this story about the two butt-slappin’ 7th-graders in McMinnville, Oregon whose ‘horseplay’ — that is, an avocation leading them to cavort through the halls […]
Anal is the new ‘third base’
Published July 15th, 2007 in Men Hate You, Mass Media and Sexploitation. 287 CommentsThe magical world of Texas fungi provides this charmingly innappropriate illustration: a stinkhorn mushroom. The spore mass contained in the black goo smells like, well, ass. Note that the stinkhorn’s order is Phallales. Mutinus elegans, Blanco County, TX, July 2007. Don’t eat this one, Alice!
Whenever I write about how much men hate you, somebody — […]
From the boyhood home of Gandhi
Published July 7th, 2007 in Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 140 CommentsIn some parts of the world it is still considered a fabulous idea for the families of teenage girls to pay for the privilege of their daughters’ legal enslavement to men’s families. Unsurprisingly, it is likewise considered a fabulous idea that, should the indentured girls fail to give satisfaction as cash-generators and spawnbots, they become […]
Pose of the week, Department of Supermodel Sports
Published June 25th, 2007 in Sexploitation. 99 CommentsDude nation’s increasing enthusiasm for pornulating traditionally unfuckable women is quite the victory for marginalized groups who have never enjoyed the fulfilling opportunity to celebrate their sexuality exclusively in terms of male approval.
Now disabled women can be sexbots, too, particularly when photographed on all fours with their enthonged, airbrushed butts in the air and published […]
The post on the post on marriage
Published June 15th, 2007 in The megatheocorporatocracy, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 323 CommentsI am somewhat floored by the responses to my post suggesting that marriage is the primary unit of patriarchal currency. O me of little faith, I’d sort of expected a slew of matrimonial apologists to attack me with no small vim, but from a field of over 250 starters, only a few argue that marriage […]
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