There’s a virgin at Harvard.
Unusual, perhaps, but still, no big whoop, right?
Wrong! It’s such a big whoop that the New York Times Magazine has run a story on her. In order to vaguely sort of ridicule her. Because no matter what a woman does in this world, it’s the wrong fucking thing. Especially if […]
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The new virgin menace
Published April 2nd, 2008 in Strawfeminism, Men Hate You and Femininity. 67 CommentsThe evangelical pro-life guide to sexy feminism
Published March 25th, 2008 in Strawfeminism and Femininity. 162 CommentsThese remarks from reader Liz conveniently summarize, more or less, my own views on sexy feminism. She begins with quoted text from another commenter.
“Sexy feminism (aka sex-positivism) isn’t about appealing to men and thus perpetuation [sic] the patriarchy through internalized sexism. It’s about claiming our own sexual pleasure and our own bodies. It’s about doing […]
It’s all about me
Published March 23rd, 2008 in Strawfeminism, Blogulation and Politics. 141 CommentsI just had a depressing conversation with Stingray, which she began thusly: “Well. It looks like Hillary’s goin’ down.”
She was bummed. Stingray wants a woman president, and she wants her now.
She enlarged on her point. It’s not so much that Hillary’s politics are destroying her, but the fact that, whether she advertises it or not […]
Spinster aunt quotes self
Published March 18th, 2008 in Strawfeminism, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Sexploitation. 52 CommentsTime is short this morning, so today’s item will consist largely of a comment I posted yesterday on Feministing, which comment more or less summarizes my previously published ideas on the concept of “consent” as it relates to women and rape, so those of you who are tired of that crap should probably look for […]
The secret lives of prigs
Published May 7th, 2007 in Strawfeminism, Blogulation and Sexploitation. 156 CommentsJesus tap-dancing christ. The next commenter who uses the word “priggish” to describe the radical feminist case against pornography is gonna get banned on the grounds that he’s just too dumb to post on this, my own personal blog.
That goes for trying to slink by with “feminista” as a synonym for “feminazi,” too.
And, while I’m […]
Patriarchy-blamer makes straw-secondwaver joke
Published March 29th, 2007 in Strawfeminism and Femininity. 52 CommentsAt last! I found love in a strip mall in Dallas.
The undisguised non-subtext of the week here at I Blame the Patriarchy has been Radical Feminists Tell Femininity To Kiss Their Entire Ass. If you grow weary of the topic, be of good cheer; I am lately returned, uncharred, from the icy purgatorial fires of […]
More Komedy Korner: “Damn you and your patriarchy!”
Published March 12th, 2007 in Strawfeminism. 120 CommentsIn a mood of melancholic nostalgia for the good old days when he was still in the Guinness Book as World’s Hugest Infant, Norbizness sent me this snapshot, taken in the Sugarland Home for Unwed Mothers just before I put him up for adoption in 1948.
I can’t say for sure, but I think feminism may […]
The Pie Fight Chronicles, Part II
Published June 10th, 2005 in Knobjectivism, Strawfeminism, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 24 CommentsGosh, Ginger, smearing pie all over you on cable TV is totally an expression of my sexuality. I’ve never felt so alive.
Part II: The Hinge of Fate | Read Part I
I rarely read DailyKos; its fratboy zeitgeist is too circle-jerky for my taste, and the commenters’ obsession with ratings, as well as their deep conviction […]
The Pie Fight Chronicles
Published June 9th, 2005 in Knobjectivism, Strawfeminism, Blogulation, Men Hate You and Mass Media. 3 CommentsFig. 13. Hot castaway-on-castaway axxxion!!!
Part I: The Gathering Storm
Who doesn’t enjoy Burnt Orange Report, the popular Texas politics blog run by a handful of plucky, knowledgeable, articulate UT student Democrats? They are very serious about it, which is admirable, considering that Texas has the most dreadfully comical politics of any state in the union.
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