“Actress and humanitarian” Eva Longoria philosophizes, in return for money, on how great it is to be beautiful.
Seen the commercial celebrating the heartwarming accomplishments of that woman who hooks up disabled people with service dogs? It’s so nice, because service dogs are expensive, and although it may surprise you, not all disabled people are millionaires […]
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Manure
Published April 9th, 2008 in The megatheocorporatocracy, The Beauty Ultimatum and Femininity. 44 CommentsPose of the week
Published June 8th, 2007 in The Beauty Ultimatum, Mass Media, Sexploitation and Femininity. 193 CommentsA mainstream music magazine has put a naked chick on the cover. This stunningly unremarkable event in the pornulational continuum induced not the slightest blip on my obstreperometer. Magazines put naked chicks on their covers roughly 82,697 times a day; it’s all part of the general background noise created in pop culture by the constant […]
According to blamer Metamanda, somebody commenting on a recent thread, perhaps swept up in the frenzy of the moment, typed this:
“Is there anything about being a geek that makes a person more attractive?â€
There were apparently other unfortunate statements, such as “no social skills†and “can’t get dates.â€
“Those are low blows,” responds self-identified geek Metamanda, […]
Few things are more distasteful to the delicate feminist sense of justice than instances of women harshin’ on other women. This women-bashing-women crap happens as often within “the movement” (such as it is) as it does among the unenlightened tighty-whitey anti-feminist collaborators. It’s bad enough, feminists lament, that men feel entitled to abuse […]
Ladies: “Say ‘no’ to having uneven and teeth like lips”
Published February 10th, 2007 in Men Hate You, The Beauty Ultimatum and Sexploitation. 128 CommentsMan, I’ve seen some utterly disgusting full-on misogynist shit since starting this blog — generous and/or sadistic readers just can’t stop sending it in — but this has got to be up there in the Top 5.
Take, if you are able to keep your food down, the so-called Vagina Institute, a “global research centre” presenting […]
The Vagina Dialogue
Published July 17th, 2005 in The Beauty Ultimatum and Varmint Center. 28 CommentsActual size. I’ve seen’em twice as big. And, god help us all, they fucking fly.
In case you were wondering whether there is any downside to living in South Austin, I bring you Periplaneta fuliginosa, the giant flying Smokybrown Cockroach of Zilkerland. Now, as the director of the Twisty Center for Urban Varmint Research, you know […]
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