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Malaysia: The Foreign Minister has proposed that grown women traveling abroad must produce notes from their mommies before being allowed to leave the country alone. This is because drug smugglers like […]
Archive for the 'The State-Owned Uterus' Category
The Spinster Repore
Published May 5th, 2008 in The Spinster's Finger on the Pulse of Today, The megatheocorporatocracy, The State-Owned Uterus, Mass Media and Patriarchy-blaming. 26 CommentsFetuslove, Canadian-style
Published April 28th, 2008 in Compulsory pregnancy, Politics, Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 52 CommentsAs a Texan lesbo spinster aunt, I am the world’s leading authority on Canadian abortion law, so when I got an mass email from Bonnie Gembey at LEAF Manitoba that said, “Ladies, the Harper government is up to its usual shenanigans again,” I knew just what to do.
I went straight to Google and looked up […]
MO State House: “Women are morons”
Published April 22nd, 2008 in Politics, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 43 CommentsLet us now turn to an abortion story that ought to be a hoax but isn’t.
And so it came to pass that the Missouri state House gave a big thumbs-up to a bill that, among other things, would require abortion providers to “offer pertinent information” to women 24 hours prior to their procedures.
The actual pertinence […]
She couldn’t just sign it “R. Mutt” and call it a day?
Published April 22nd, 2008 in Art is my LIFE and The State-Owned Uterus. 46 CommentsLike you never saw this coming:
Yale will put the kibosh on Aliza Shvarts’ blood-cube at the big Art Show unless the Diva Cup diva
submits a clear and unambiguous written statement that her installation is a work of fiction: that she did not try to inseminate herself and induce miscarriages, and that no human blood will […]
Miscarriage art cube provokes “outcry”
Published April 18th, 2008 in Art is my LIFE and The State-Owned Uterus. 103 CommentsArt student Aliza Shvarts’ unholy, cavalier attitude toward the sanctity of the human blastocyst has squanked out the Yale undergraduate art department.
To obtain materials for her senior art project — a cube encased in plastic and blood onto which video is projected — Shvarts, over a period of nine months, inseminated herself “as often as […]
Same oppressive paradigm, different fascists. No wait, it’s the same fascists
Published April 8th, 2008 in The megatheocorporatocracy, Compulsory pregnancy and The State-Owned Uterus. 30 CommentsRemember the old days — they were good old days, weren’t they? — when you could make a prank call from your own phone and get away with it because nobody had invented Caller ID yet?
Remember when you were at work and could look at Peter Pan guy [MIDI soundtrack alert] or whatever cute, pornulational, […]
The continuing exploits of the fetus-lovers
Published April 2nd, 2008 in Mind-blowing, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 73 CommentsEchidne’s views on the misogynist subtext of the story about the middle-schooler who recently miscarried on a plane precisely mirror my own.
In case you missed it: 14-year-old kid is unwitting host to opportunistic growth. Growth becomes non-viable, and is summarily expelled by kid’s body while en route from New York to Houston on airliner. Kid […]
Godbag sects duke it out for top honors in global reproduction contest
Published March 31st, 2008 in Godbagism and The State-Owned Uterus. 37 CommentsVia Reuters: The global population of misogynist cultists labeled “Muslim” have, at 19.2%, edged out longtime frontrunners the Roman Catholics (now just 17.4%) in the perennial struggle for world domination in the high-stakes My Subtle Variant of the Fairy Tale Is Truer Than Yours competition. What’s the secret of their success? Let’s ask Monsignor Vittorio […]
UterusWatch 2007
Published August 19th, 2007 in Dear god what about the men?, Compulsory pregnancy, Politics and The State-Owned Uterus. 42 CommentsFans of compulsory pregnancy should be pleased that a new law in Missouri, taking effect next week, will put the government all up in women’s business and further solidify the state’s claim to ownership of American uteruses. The law twists the coathanger in several gruesome and trendy directions. For instance, suddenly abortion clinics will have […]
Ratzi a-go-go
Published May 10th, 2007 in Compulsory pregnancy, Godbagism, Men Hate You and The State-Owned Uterus. 62 CommentsPope Ratzi’s sinister familiar keeps an eye on me 24/7.
Speaking of creepy beanie-headed woman-hating mystics, Pope Ratzi is currently evangelizing in Brazil, where he has reiterated to thunderous applause his support for compulsory pregnancy and the uninterrupted practice of Catholic doctrine defining women as meat envelopes.
His remarks come in the wake of groundbreaking revolutionary doin’s […]
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