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Stranded

Published May 15th, 2008 in Announcements. 12 Comments

Still not dead, just marooned. This connection is gonna fizzle at any se
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Spinster takes a holiday

Published May 8th, 2008 in Announcements, Austin and Patriarchy-blaming. 34 Comments

Dang it. My obstreperatrician has diagnosed me with LLD (Lounging and Loafing Deficit). It looks like I’m going to be forced to retire deep into the Texas Hill Country for a couple of days. The prickly pears are in bloom. You haven’t loafed until you’ve spent an afternoon sitting under a post oak tree in […]

No post today; it’s all on you

Published April 4th, 2008 in Announcements. 104 Comments

Despite my ceaseless asseverations about my lack of interest in conducting remedial blaming lessons, novice blamers are constantly emailing me for a radical feminist reading list. I have never compiled one of these, mostly because doing so would be something like work, but I’m tired of getting these emails and giving lame responses. So help […]

Why my mother is making me wear a ‘nice tailored suit’ today

Published March 10th, 2008 in Announcements. 142 Comments

My father died last week. He was pretty decent, for a dude. The official memorial service is today. When I get back from this thing — or rather, series of things, because apparently when people’s fathers die they have to relocate to Dallas and host catered affairs and entertain masses of out-of-towners and drop-in condolers […]

Never use your mom’s ‘hairdresser’

Published February 29th, 2008 in Announcements. 65 Comments

Undead, not dead; these are hairs you are splitting

Published October 16th, 2007 in Announcements and Austin. 110 Comments

Because we are nothing without external validation, I was fortunate, during yesterday’s dog walk on Tellin It Like It Is Street, to encounter this objective affirmation of my womanly virtues.
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Continuing in the fine old tradition of Twistational undeadness

Published October 13th, 2007 in Announcements and Austin. 53 Comments

I found this incredible free storage tub, and I’ve been storaging my ass off.
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Still not dead

Published September 21st, 2007 in Announcements and Austin. 137 Comments

I found this incredible store, and I’ve been shopping my ass off.
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Not dead

Published September 17th, 2007 in Announcements and Austin. 19 Comments

I found this incredible store, and I’ve been shopping my ass off.
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The long-awaited labiaplasty update

Published September 4th, 2007 in Men Hate You, Announcements and Femininity. 39 Comments

A chorus of yips went up at Spinster Aunt HQ when the news broke: a couple of national doctor clubs have experienced an uncharacteristic moment of lucidity and come out in opposition to cosmetic vagina surgery. In a Bloomberg report, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists and the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reveal […]

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