A chorus of yips went up at Spinster Aunt HQ when the news broke: a couple of national doctor clubs have experienced an uncharacteristic moment of lucidity and come out in opposition to cosmetic vagina surgery. In a Bloomberg report, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists and the American Society of Plastic Surgeons reveal […]
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The long-awaited labiaplasty update
Published September 4th, 2007 in Men Hate You, Announcements and Femininity. 39 CommentsPeckish asilid of the week
Published July 26th, 2007 in Announcements, Varmint Center and Austin. 60 CommentsI am not dead. Or even, aside from a bit of irregularity, sick. Since I freely admit to falling a bit short of meeting either of the aforementioned conditions, you may wonder why no blaming in over a week. Well, I’ll tell you. I do not have, at the moment (or, some would say, ever), […]
Inferiority complex on wheels
Published June 22nd, 2007 in Announcements, Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 78 Comments
UPDATE: Zippy is home, tentatively diagnosed with peripheral vestibular disease. Dog presents with puking, staggering, weird eye movement. In other words, she’s seasick. A full recovery is expected. Thanks for all the well-wishes. Looks like they may have worked.
The dog Zippy, Spinster Aunt HQ’s oldest denizen, is in the hospital again. I’ll be abandoning […]
The love song of J. Twisty Faster
Published June 12th, 2007 in Announcements and El Rancho Deluxe. 80 CommentsCoryphantha sp. Blanco County, May 28, 2007
Been unavoidably detained. Not by cops. Completely forgot I had blog! Will likely stage triumphal return later today. Meanwhile, I leave you with (a) this super-trippy cactus flower, and (b) this thoughtful comment I found in the moderation pile (the commenter flatters me, in the first part, with […]
Seared foie gras from Uchi the other night. Like eating waterfowl-flavored butter.
Naturally, my cheepo webhost cannot stand it when a spinster aunt tries to run more than one database off his stupid cheepo server, so I’ve had to shut down the forum to keep it from eating the blog.
Fans of the forum should sit tight […]
The spinster aunt has just gotten outside of a slice of smoked yellowtail. Note ghostlike ninja servers in the background. Uchi, S. Lamar, June 6, 2007. Photo by Stingray.
My dear old webhost has been putting the thumbscrews to iblamethepatriarchy.com ever since I invented the patriarchy-blaming boards. Because the blog and the boards are all on […]
Hey, you’ll never guess what I just did! Because I am always so up-to-the-minute with high technology, I have implemented I Blame the Patriarchy: The Message Board [Beta] with a cheesy Windows-looking interface! I have no idea how to work it yet, but go on over and wreck the place. Leave suggestions. Make up profiles. […]
The kangaroo has heard the arguments, and finds against the defendant.
In future, the moderator will enforce a policy requiring that dissenting opinions clearly exhibit philosophic value. Disruption for its own sake will not be tolerated. Antifeminist comments will not be admitted into discussion. Responses to trolls will also be nuked.
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Cancelled!
Wherever will young white straight American girls turn for their honky heteronormative old-money East Coast social cues?
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Cheery fuzzy lepidoptera storytime with Twisty
Published May 3rd, 2007 in Announcements and Varmint Center. 111 CommentsT & B (Truth & Beauty) Overload: a paper wasp and a gulf fritillary discuss shoes on a confetti lantana bush. Polistes carolina and Agraulis vanillae incarnata, at the Twisty Compound, Lepidoptera Department, May 2007.
The denizens of the Twisty Bungalow, among them I, Bert, and the above-pictured hexapods, are cautiously optimistic concerning the continued […]
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