The spinster aunt has just gotten outside of a slice of smoked yellowtail. Note ghostlike ninja servers in the background. Uchi, S. Lamar, June 6, 2007. Photo by Stingray.
My dear old webhost has been putting the thumbscrews to iblamethepatriarchy.com ever since I invented the patriarchy-blaming boards. Because the blog and the boards are all on […]
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Hey, you’ll never guess what I just did! Because I am always so up-to-the-minute with high technology, I have implemented I Blame the Patriarchy: The Message Board [Beta] with a cheesy Windows-looking interface! I have no idea how to work it yet, but go on over and wreck the place. Leave suggestions. Make up profiles. […]
The kangaroo has heard the arguments, and finds against the defendant.
In future, the moderator will enforce a policy requiring that dissenting opinions clearly exhibit philosophic value. Disruption for its own sake will not be tolerated. Antifeminist comments will not be admitted into discussion. Responses to trolls will also be nuked.
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Cancelled!
Wherever will young white straight American girls turn for their honky heteronormative old-money East Coast social cues?
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Cheery fuzzy lepidoptera storytime with Twisty
Published May 3rd, 2007 in Announcements and Varmint Center. 111 CommentsT & B (Truth & Beauty) Overload: a paper wasp and a gulf fritillary discuss shoes on a confetti lantana bush. Polistes carolina and Agraulis vanillae incarnata, at the Twisty Compound, Lepidoptera Department, May 2007.
The denizens of the Twisty Bungalow, among them I, Bert, and the above-pictured hexapods, are cautiously optimistic concerning the continued […]
My 13- year-old dog Zippy has, of all things, twisted her stomach like a balloon animal! Emergency surgery ensues. Please discuss shoes while I’m gone.
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Announcement Korner: Interesting sidewalk stains of Austin edition
Published March 30th, 2007 in Announcements. 11 CommentsRemains of cherry creamsickle outside Toy Joy toy store, 29th & Guadalupe, March 2007.
As part of my ceaseless struggle to provide the reader with the most deluxe blaming experience on the Internet, I am pleased to announce this month’s addition to the I Blame the Patriarchy comments template: Live Comment Preview. You type your spiel […]
Why no post for days and days? Been unexpectedly called away from the bungalow to Plano Texas, the Teen Suicide Capitol of the World, on urgent auntly business.
I haven’t even had time to check the comments, so it there’s a fight breaking out, be sure to publicize it widely. This will ensure essential continuity in […]
My homey Marcia — worthy artiste, rock star, former bandmate, and all-around good egg — needs your help to finish one of those esoteric art school projects. Here’s the official plea:
Hi everybody. I’m doing a project for my “Dress and Society” class, and I’m asking you to help me if you can. This time, I’m […]
Vernal meditations on the vivisectional life
Published March 15th, 2007 in Announcements and Crazy sexy cancer. 58 CommentsWhat is springtime without the traditional Sewage Back-up in the Pink Shower?
Spring is in the air here in sunny Austin, TX, and that means it’s time for my bimonthly surgery!
How time flies. In October of 2005, a few days after I got my cancer diagnosis but before I’d started any treatments, I listened in disbelief […]
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