What is springtime without the traditional Sewage Back-up in the Pink Shower?
Spring is in the air here in sunny Austin, TX, and that means it’s time for my bimonthly surgery!
How time flies. In October of 2005, a few days after I got my cancer diagnosis but before I’d started any treatments, I listened in disbelief […]
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Vernal meditations on the vivisectional life
Published March 15th, 2007 in Announcements and Crazy sexy cancer. 58 CommentsThe author fraternizes sensitively with fake flowers at the Summer Moon coffee shop on South First. Photo and sunglasses by Stingray.
• The Shulathon, which the astute reader will recall as having been scheduled to commence on or about March 1, will, barring some sudden climatic event, formally launch on Monday, March 5. This will give […]
Mission statement revitalization programme, part one
Published February 27th, 2007 in Announcements and Patriarchy-blaming. 53 Comments[image ©1984 Universal Studios]
The mists of time part to reveal the origins of The Blame
With the damp, colorless fog that awakened the denizens of the Twisty Bungalow this morning (instead of the expected diamantiferous fanfare of taco-eating cherubim upon which my obstreperal lobe depends for its award-nominated vim and vigor) has also dawned the realization […]
Over 1,000,000 served
Published February 23rd, 2007 in Godbagism, Announcements, Morsel Institute and Austin. 37 CommentsChile con queso con rajas at El Chile in East Austin. Departing somewhat from the standard Velveeta model, the queso at El Chile appears to contain, in part, queso.
It was one of those momentous moments that, had anyone been conscious when it ensued, would not soon have been forgotten. I allude to the stately occasion […]
New spamulator alert
Published February 5th, 2007 in Announcements and Morsel Institute. 23 CommentsI baked this macaroni & cheese while not watching The Big Game.
Afer complaints piled up about the mathulator and, more recently, about the secret passwordulator, I’m testing out a yet another question-response anti-spam plugin. It appeals to me because, in addition to foiling spambots, it is designed to ensure that the commenter has at least […]
I Blame the Patriarchy will be observing an Interim of Silence in memory of journalist, provocateur, character, and consummate Texan Molly Ivins, who died today of breast cancer.
Hell-raising will recommence shortly.
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