Who doesn’t love the Greeks? First, they invent peach melba. Then Maria Callas. Then they donate a husband and provider to tragic grieving widow Jackie Kennedy. Pretty good, right? But wait, there’s more! No sooner do they set up that hilarious light show at the Parthenon than they produce this excellent mystery woman. The unnamed …
Category Archive: Art is my LIFE
That which pertains to the desperate need for self-expression.
Jul 25 2009
Live-blogging not getting off the couch all day
12:14 PM Inevitably there comes a time in every gentleman farmer’s life when heartwarming nature crap wears the her down to a nub, and she is obliged to press the mellow agrarian keister into the lime green recliner, giving Phil strict orders that neither the TV remote nor the laptop nor the medium-sized plastic container …
Jul 07 2009
iPhone Cinema
Do I just sit around making goofy little movies with my iPhone these days? Yup. Behold Attack of the Bathroom Accoutrements, director’s cut.
Jun 29 2009
All old movies suck
An “old movie” thread has been requested. Ask and ye shall receive. Longtime blamers are well aware that, while recuperating from gory ankle reconstruction surgery a couple years ago — remember? Bert dug a hole, and I fell in it? — I became strangely fascinated by the Turner Classic Movie channel. The Turner Classic Movie …
May 05 2009
Spinster aunt finally makes use of abandoned Flickr account
This indigo bunting perished dramatically in a picture window mishap. Note the excellent iridescent turquoise feathers on her shoulders. Sure, demand is as infinitesimal as it is small, but that hasn’t stopped me from sticking a big clump of my most award-nominated heartwarming nature crap photos up on Flickr. I am enbiggening the collection daily, …
Apr 23 2009
Spinster aunt resorts to posting Onion link
This is all I got, goddamit. I might have had a hilarious picture of the giant turkey vulture that just landed in the dog run and tried to scavenge offa Bert’s stuffed toy dead duck, but you know how when giant turkey vultures land in your yard to peck at dog toys you never have …
Apr 02 2009
Whimsical monkey butt video of the week
Tastes in monkey butts come and go, but nothing’s as thrilling as tasting the red ones. monkey’s butt is red from min oh on Vimeo.
Mar 25 2009
Hugs, Twisty: blamer proposes new occupation for spinster aunt
If a person is lukewarm about the blogulative oeuvre of a given Internet feminist, the last thing she’s going to do is send that Internet feminist a transmission expressing the lukeness of that warmth. The Twisty inbox, for example, has never once contained an email reading “Dear Twisty, I could go either way about women’s …
Jan 30 2009
Friday burlesque blogging
I was just kidding about turning I Blame the Patriarchy into an empty vessel of YouTube-itude, but that did not stop veteran blamer B. Dagger Lee from sending in the vid below. It is a strip-tease, and therefore is not “work-safe,” which is a phrase one applies, as I understand it, to web pages that …
Dec 03 2008
Spinster aunt has red wheelbarrow
I know you ladies can’t get enough of these photos of garden tools with deer cavorting in the background.
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