This woman wants to standardize “discovery attribution” across the entire Internet. What is discovery attribution? Well, according to cross-disciplinary-interestingness-blogger Maria Popova, bloggers and Tweetists and the like are curators of information. We disperse ourselves throughout and infest the Internet, suctioning up the socio-bacterial output of popular culture like remoras clinging to a shadowy, infinite leviathan.* …
Category Archive: Blogulation
That which pertains to the practice of blogging
Jan 24 2012
Please enjoy this open thread while I do something more interesting than write a blog post
When this remark Yup. This is the only place I don’t comment under a male pseudonym. showed up in the comments this morning I got to wondering. The Internet is even more openly hostile to Vagina-Americans than real life is. Do you ever use a dudely nom de blog when you flit about the matrix? …
Aug 20 2011
Happy trails, Fugly!
This post will interest few, if any, of you, but nevertheless it is my duty as a patriarchy-blaming gentleman farmer to publicly mourn the passing of my favorite horse blog, Fugly Horse of the Day. Fugly was written by an opinionated muckrakin’ horse chick who, okay, she sometimes made fun of hillbillies and pornulated women, …
Aug 18 2011
Spinster aunt can’t shut the fuck up all of a sudden
Radical feminist blog discussions can take some interesting turns, some of the interestingest of which arise from the wacky circumstance of Savage Death Island’s status as — and we don’t want this to be true, but true it is — a patriarchal subculture. We can’t exist outside or independently of the dominant culture — nothing …
Aug 17 2011
Spinster aunt pleads for justice
It’s no secret that this is a happy-go-lucky blog run by a carefree, complaisant Internet feminist. This Internet feminist has bigger fish to fry and is not concerned in the slightest with the style of expression used by the mellow folks who leave comments. Oh, she might make a small suggestion or two, here and …
Aug 12 2011
Spinster aunt proposes Elk theory
You know how entire threads here at I Blame the Patriarchy regularly come and go without anyone invoking Nazis of any kind? Well, I’m going to advance a radical theory that is mine. The theory, which belongs to me, is that Godwin’s Law doesn’t seem to obtain all that often on this here blog anymore …
Jul 31 2011
Spinster aunt dashes off some fluff, proceeds with overbooked Sunday
No time to post, but look at this, I got another head-pat from a dude! Hello, While I am a dude, and disagree with a lot of your worldview, I’d like to let you know I really enjoy reading your blog. You’re a very good writer and your posts are entertaining and thought-stimulating. Please keep …
Apr 08 2011
More comments guidelines
Less of this: If you allowed opposing views you would learn that it is you who are the oppressor. – some banned knob And more of this: My ovaries jangle melodiously, like distant sleigh bells. — Antoinette Niebieszczanski That is all.
Apr 07 2011
Vulvular witticism of the week
“If you put your ear to my labia, you can hear the strains of Enya drifting out.” – Notorious Ph.D, describing the healing powers of her poontangal moonglow
Mar 26 2011
Incisive blamer commentary clippets of the day
Fig. 7. Unknown Artist. Kid trophy. 2009. Plastic and marble, 5 1/2″ x 3″. Collection of Finn Faster (age 5). From the colorful comments on the MacGyver post: Oppression is like kids’ soccer: we ALL get a trophy! — tinfoil hattie Hetero feminists are not all Stepford Wives, you know. — Jezebella If one partners …




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