After reading his comment a second time, I began to perceive that this guy has little affinity for hoes. johnny_handsome90 October 1, 2009 at 9:05 pm I hate hoes superficial hoes groupie hoes hooker hoes. all these hoes that run around night clubs who are broke and think a rich guy or a celeb is …
Category Archive: Dear god what about the men?
Men think the feminists will benefit from their unique dudely perspective. But trust me, if there’s anything any woman knows better than the back of her hand, it’s the dudely perspective. So just put a sock in it, bra.
Oct 03 2009
The comfortable feminist
UPDATE: I slogged through David Lean’s Dr Zchivago the other night, the primary message of which film is “when the oppressed revolt they become hate-filled thugs, liars, murderers, and cold fish incapable of appreciating Omar Sharif’s doe eyes.” The guy who puts the revolution ahead of his personal life turns into a genocidal maniac and …
Aug 25 2009
Atomic penetrators, and more!
It’s Tuesday, and that means it’s time for another installment of Unrelated Spinster Pronouncements. 1. Poor pit vipers. My last post on the Western diamondback rattler revealed that, herpetologically speaking, many of us have something of a gaping void where our common sense and interspecies empathy ought to be. Although I am no snakespert, it …
May 22 2009
Hugs, Twisty: join us as we curl our lip at whiny dads
Dear Twisty, I just read a book review, titled “From Patriarch to Patsy,” linked by Ann Bartow at feministlawprofessors.com and I’m excited to let you know that, not only has feminism succeeded in gaining us equality, we really are now oppressing the men. I am so excited about my total control of reproduction and my …
May 20 2009
Outtakes from “Escape from Savage Death Island”
1. While awaiting phlebotomization yesterday at Cancerland, I thumb through a copy of People magazine. Here is what expert sexologist Bristol Palin has to say on the efficacy of magic fundamentalist christian abstinence-juju sex ed: “If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex,” says Bristol, sitting at her parents’ lakeside patio …
May 15 2009
What has recognizing your male privilege done for you lately?
Some dudes read heartwarming nature crap blogs. I have no idea why, but read them they do. Sometimes one of these dudes will send an email thanking me for educating him in the mysterious ways of heartwarming nature crappists. And I’ll be all like, dude. Shucks. Gosh. That’s really heartwarming. Let me bear your children. …
May 04 2009
Western Painted Turtle of the Week (and some lite blaming)
The Western painted is the state turtle of Colorado. This one was 7 or 8 inches long and every bit as heartwarming as it looks. Some anonymous benefactor has apparently philanthropized millions to 14 colleges, all of which are run by women, with the proviso that the money be used for scholarships for women and …
Apr 10 2009
A couple of stinky stains declare love for patriarchy, MRA-style
Somebody just sent me an email with this subject line: “Newsflash: Dr. Helen (Instapundit’s spouse) is retarded.” I. OK. Even though Liberal Dude role model Jon Stewart delights legions of adolescent boys when he uses it, spinster aunts consider the word ‘retarded’ — once a medical diagnosis used clinically to debase a class of people, …
Apr 07 2009
Protuberance Korner
No doubt you are deeply embarrassed for me, my having developed the unseemly habit of reading the BBC news feed, selecting a grotesque headline from the “Health” section, and dropping it at your feet like some slavering dog with a half-dead rat. And no doubt what I am about to say will raise the concern …
Mar 19 2009
White Chick Tool of the Patriarchy of the Week
Pretty much every essay on this here patriarchy-blaming blog showcases the flaming asininity of one tool of the patriarchy or another. Rapists, pornographers, politicians, and rapist-pornographer-politicians, mostly. But today Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker has managed exceedingly to put a prickle in the Twisty bike shorts. Kathleen Parker is Tool o’ th’ Week. Parker has …
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