I’d like to add a title to the Remedial Feminist Reading List, as well as to the OK, So I’ve Blamed The Patriarchy; What The Fuck Am I Supposed To Do Now? list, and to the Books You Must Do Everything In Your Power To Make Sure Your Teenage Daughter Reads Before Leaving For College […]
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Homegirl blames patriarchy, scores book deal; spinster aunt actually buys book
Published April 6th, 2008 in Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 90 CommentsSpinster aunt histrionically vituperates against lame April Fool’s posts
Published April 1st, 2008 in Easy Persiflage. 13 CommentsShare This
Wackaloon
Published March 22nd, 2008 in Continuing exploits of the Celestial Teapot, Blogulation, Godbagism and Easy Persiflage. 12 CommentsOf the vast oceans of commentary occasioned by felonious underworld figure PZ Myers’ recent ironical expulsion from a private screening of a godbag-made anti-evolution film (while, mysteriously, his partner in crime, Richard Dawkins, was allowed to attend unmolested by creationists), none is more whimsically titled than that of sometime blamer PhysioProf, whose post Ridiculous Demented […]
Answers to burning, itching reader questions, Medical Prosthesis Dept.
Published March 21st, 2008 in Easy Persiflage. 16 CommentsQ: What does an artificial anus even look like?
A: Like this:
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From the science-isn’t-an-exact-science department:
A 78-year-old German woman went into the hospital last month to have surgery on her leg. Because of a mixup, Frankenpost reports that she left the Hochfranken-Klinik in Münchberg, Germany, with an artificial anus. [link]
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The spinster aunt and the funeral parlor
Published March 16th, 2008 in The megatheocorporatocracy and Easy Persiflage. 46 CommentsJust a few of Funeral Nation’s bronzed conceits.
I promised you an acerbic dissertation on American funeral culture, but I can’t deliver. I just spent two interminable weeks immersed in the production of my late father’s last hurrah, and now that it’s finally over, the last thing I feel like doing is rehashing the whole gaudy […]
My main man
Published February 12th, 2008 in Varmint Center, El Rancho Deluxe and Easy Persiflage. 27 CommentsI do not have to be asked twice to plaster all over the internet photos of my new boyfriend Stanley. I snapped this one of us with my cell phone seconds before he stuck his nose out and lipped it out of my hand. Stanley is in many respects much more interesting than patriarchy-blaming, not […]
An unexpected, but inevitable, post
Published January 11th, 2008 in Politics and Easy Persiflage. 143 CommentsOh heck. I feel like a heel, because I ain’t dead, or all that sick, even. Which leaves pure orneriness as the explanation for the recent paucity of blogular patriarchy-blaming. By which I mean, there are 237 reasons why I haven’t posted in quite a while, but none of them have to do with […]
Sunday storage tub blogging
Published October 21st, 2007 in Dear god what about the men?, Keep your bias off my gender, Femininity, Easy Persiflage and Austin. 62 CommentsSpeaking of tubs and lids! This wacko tableau totally blew my mind!
I’d like to take this opportunity to beg yall’s indulgence for just a little longer while I laze around not blogging. I Blame The Patriarchy, contrary to what longtime blamer MzNicky has suggested, is not dead. It is merely in a coma. I promise […]
Tuesday other-peoples-dogs blogging
Published September 4th, 2007 in Varmint Center and Easy Persiflage. 20 CommentsWell, it’s happened. Unable to contain her lust for fame, glory, and riches, my sporty sibling Tidy has enrolled her dog Fletch in dock diving school.
Dock diving is a competitive sport invented by ESPN wherein the dog runs like mad toward a body of water, launches itself, and endeavors to splash down at a distance […]
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